Caption Contest Winners
The I’ve gotta Whopper Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(Matt Sullivan/Reuters)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Elmo – In a Solomonic move … the DNC attempts to settle the question of Michigan and Florida’s delegates. With a round of rock, paper, scissors.
Second: charles austin – Hillary still struggles with the whole “Kobe, I’m open!” thing.
Third: Jim – Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama hold their policies up for public view.
HONORABLE MENTION
Bithead – Indications are, they’re both telling fish stories.
Reader – Clinton: “If you start Pink Floyd’s Dark Side Of the Moon while Tim Russert starts talking, and turn down your TV…” Obama: “…the debate actually makes more sense.”
Cowboy Blob – Invisible Casserole!
Patrick T McGuire – Even in politics, size does matter.
elliot – Hillary: “I’m just saying that every time I use the special candidates restroom after him the seat is always up.” Obama: “So?????????”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Alright who has the larger stimulus package?
In the end, neither caught the clue.
Hillary can’t believe she was voted off American Idol.
Obama: “I have the most delegates in the pie, I win.”
Hillary: “Not after I take a piece.”Survivor: Cutthroat Island will return after these important messages.
Building the ‘Habitat for Inanity.’
The 
Monday Contest has put all its eggs in one basket.
Who are you gonna believe …. me, or Sinbad here? I’m telling ya there were boolits flyin’ everywhere.
[Oh wait … I won! :-)]
Timing is everything. A good riff on the Bosnia lie probably would’ve won.
Kinda hard to forget when you’ve stared at the biz end of a gun 🙂