Caption Contest Winners

The I’ve gotta Whopper Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: ElmoIn a Solomonic move … the DNC attempts to settle the question of Michigan and Florida’s delegates. With a round of rock, paper, scissors.

Second: charles austinHillary still struggles with the whole “Kobe, I’m open!” thing.

Third: JimHillary Clinton and Barack Obama hold their policies up for public view.

HONORABLE MENTION

BitheadIndications are, they’re both telling fish stories.

ReaderClinton: “If you start Pink Floyd’s Dark Side Of the Moon while Tim Russert starts talking, and turn down your TV…” Obama: “…the debate actually makes more sense.”

Cowboy BlobInvisible Casserole!

Patrick T McGuire – Even in politics, size does matter.

elliot – Hillary: “I’m just saying that every time I use the special candidates restroom after him the seat is always up.” Obama: “So?????????”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Alright who has the larger stimulus package?

In the end, neither caught the clue.

Hillary can’t believe she was voted off American Idol.

Obama: “I have the most delegates in the pie, I win.”
Hillary: “Not after I take a piece.”

Survivor: Cutthroat Island will return after these important messages.

Building the ‘Habitat for Inanity.’

The eastergorillaMonday Contest has put all its eggs in one basket.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Elmo says:

    Who are you gonna believe …. me, or Sinbad here? I’m telling ya there were boolits flyin’ everywhere.

    [Oh wait … I won! :-)]

  2. rodney dill says:

    Timing is everything. A good riff on the Bosnia lie probably would’ve won.

  3. Elmo says:

    Kinda hard to forget when you’ve stared at the biz end of a gun 🙂

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