Caption Contest Winners
The I’ve gotta Whopper Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Elmo – In a Solomonic move … the DNC attempts to settle the question of Michigan and Florida’s delegates. With a round of rock, paper, scissors.
Second: charles austin – Hillary still struggles with the whole “Kobe, I’m open!” thing.
Third: Jim – Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama hold their policies up for public view.
Bithead – Indications are, they’re both telling fish stories.
Reader – Clinton: “If you start Pink Floyd’s Dark Side Of the Moon while Tim Russert starts talking, and turn down your TV…” Obama: “…the debate actually makes more sense.”
Cowboy Blob – Invisible Casserole!
Patrick T McGuire – Even in politics, size does matter.
elliot – Hillary: “I’m just saying that every time I use the special candidates restroom after him the seat is always up.” Obama: “So?????????”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Alright who has the larger stimulus package?
In the end, neither caught the clue.
Hillary can’t believe she was voted off American Idol.
Obama: “I have the most delegates in the pie, I win.”
Hillary: “Not after I take a piece.”
Survivor: Cutthroat Island will return after these important messages.
Building the ‘Habitat for Inanity.’
The Monday Contest has put all its eggs in one basket.