Caption Contest Winners

The Exit Stage Left Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)


First: yetanotherjohn – Obama became quite upset while listening to the park ranger explain about Pearl Harbor. He immediately blamed his staff for not informing him about the Japanese attacks.

Second: DennisNo sir..This isn’t the ship……

Third: charles austin“Behold the giant egress!”


BitheadYes, Senator… this house is yours. Didn’t you know?

Maggie Mama – Park Ranger: “Head toward the JACKALberry tree, travel LEFT for two kilometers, and you’ll find your POOR half brother’s hut.”

elliot – It’s two flights upstairs and to the right or you can go behind that rock over there.

AllenS – Park Ranger: “The reason Mexico doesn’t have any gold medal winners in the olympics is because everyone from Mexico who can swim, run and jump is over here already. Look! Here comes another one!

KVC – “If you turn south, you can find the highway to the 51st, 52nd and 53rd states. The other’s are that way.”

Rachel Edith – Ranger – “This is one of McCain’s houses he didn’t know about.”


“No Sir, I was born in East L.A.”

Let me ‘splain it to ya Loosey

Yes, they stay here on a timetable… Forever…

The bangthedrumMonday Contest thinks Todd Rundgren overlooked something.

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Thanks for the HM – Elliot

  2. Bithead says:

    Nice, YAJ…

  3. I thank you, my parents thank you, and P.T. Barnum thanks you.

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