Caption Contest Winners
The Magnum Opuses Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni (UNITED STATES)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: G.A.Phillips – And I was told global warming was a bad thing, look how much bigger and healthier these penguins look, with just a little Sunshine and warm weather.
Second: FormerHostage – “Hi, I’m a MAC” “Hi, we’re LINUX”
Third: FormerHostage – Oh, sorry. This is the “Swimmer” party. The “Schwimmer” party is down the hall.
HONORABLE MENTION
elliot – First penquin: “..so where is Jennifer Aniston like you promised?”
elmo – Three Killer Whales walk into a bar …..
Floyd – Hey, guys, keep the Cuban accent and they have to let us stay!
John425 – Penguin in the middle speaks out for the Jenny Craig Diet.
hpb – Schwimmer: “Tuxedos? I didn’t know this was supposed to be formal.”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Four out of five Penguins are against Yeti Sports.
“We’re dressed up just for the halibut.”
The Thursday Contest is gonna take a pass.
Dill-ho-tep Dill-ho-tep……, lol, thanks bro, me back on top. And im hopeing some of the stimulation device loving liberals don’t go messing with the chant I just gave you like I would have if I was still one of them.
Not to complain, but I submitted both the “Swimmer” gag and the “Linux” gag.
Thanks FH, Its corrected now.
Thanks for the HM – Elliot