Caption Contest Winners

The Now What? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(Jeff Haynes/Reuters)


First: bystander – A sneak preview of the cast of the ’09 season of ‘The Office’.

Second: Chadzilla – Barack – “Joe, did you hear something?” Al – “I said I’d like to talk about my global warming plan!” Barack – “There it is again…”

Third: Floyd – bore, bored, and board


Hodink – “Joe, please tell Al it’s a nice offer but I don’t want to trade the Presidency for his Nobel Peace Prize, his Inconvenient Truth Oscar, the right to say I invented the Internet and his left over hanging chads.”

Maggie – Hey, let’s make a “stupid” sandwich.

DL – Gee, I didn’t realize Al liked gin that much.

DL – None of the three wise men noticed the 57 stars on the flags.


Tribond: Dumb, Jack, Lard

OK, Its agreed Al plays the piano for our Nairobi Trio skit.

“Now all I need is a bowl of soup.”

L to R: “My glass is half empty.” “My glass is full… what I had left and half of yours.” “Bush stole everything from my F*ck’n glass.”

The lordofsithMonday Contest is flushed with excitement about the upcoming festivities.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.