Caption Contest Winners
The Alternative Fool Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Maggie Mama – When another limo arrived, Obama wondered if the mother-in-law would ever be finished “moving in.”
Second: Wyatt Earp – While “the blue dress” received all of the attention, Bill Clinton always cherished the “soiled love seat.”
Third: yetanotherjohn – In order to root out the cause of the financial meltdown, the Obama administration has resorted to the comfy chair torture.
Triumph – Tom Daschle retires from public life and moves back to his humble home in Sioux Falls.
William d’Inger – “I know, I know, ‘chelle, but with all this armor there’s no room inside.”
charles austin – Mrs. Clinton’s last limo departs her former Senate offices.
John425 – Blagojevich quietly leaves town, headed for Hollywood and a semi-permanent gig on the Letterman Show.
DL – The sale of seats on the New York Stock Exchange was rather robust last week.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
The new Ford Futon
Ford has a better IKEA
I got your stimulus right here.
The Monday Contest has already pulled its finger.