Caption Contest Winners

The Alternative Fool Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Maggie Mama – When another limo arrived, Obama wondered if the mother-in-law would ever be finished “moving in.”

Second: Wyatt Earp While “the blue dress” received all of the attention, Bill Clinton always cherished the “soiled love seat.”

Third: yetanotherjohn – In order to root out the cause of the financial meltdown, the Obama administration has resorted to the comfy chair torture.

HONORABLE MENTION

Triumph – Tom Daschle retires from public life and moves back to his humble home in Sioux Falls.

William d’Inger – “I know, I know, ‘chelle, but with all this armor there’s no room inside.”

charles austinMrs. Clinton’s last limo departs her former Senate offices.

John425 – Blagojevich quietly leaves town, headed for Hollywood and a semi-permanent gig on the Letterman Show.

DL – The sale of seats on the New York Stock Exchange was rather robust last week.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

The new Ford Futon

Ford has a better IKEA

I got your stimulus right here.

The waitaminuteMonday Contest has already pulled its finger.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Thanks for first, Dill.

    Think The Mother-in-law will soon be heading for an undisclosed location?

  2. Wyatt Earp says:

    Thanks for 2nd, Rodney!