Caption Contest Winners
The I’ll Keep An Eye Out For You Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Photo/College of William & Mary, Stephen Salpukas)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Wyatt Earp – Zombies flee Washington, D.C. after failing to find any BRAAAIIINNNSSS!
Second: Eric Florak – 17 of the people counted by ACORN census takers.
Third: Rachel Edith – “I left California. No jobs. Housing. The budget. Fires. Earthquakes. Drought. And Michael Jackson is back.”
Floyd – D@mned pigeons! Next time I come to the park I’m bringing a SHOTGUN!
Elmo – Resistance to the Oborg is futile.
G.A.Phillips – It seems that the stimulus is not having the effect we were hoping for Mr. President.
Maggie Mama – Walking that damn dog, Bo, is proving a real physical challenge for Barack.
Brian Knapp – Swine flu symptoms may include: paleness, bleeding, lessened concern for personal hygiene or appearance, and compulsion to dance to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”.
Diane Mason – I told my blind date, “Don’t worry, I’ll be easy to find.” yet I’ve been out here for four hours. I can’t believe she can’t spot me!
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Obam-ho-tep…. Obam-ho-tep…. Obam-ho-tep….
UAW factory workers for Obama
It surprised everyone that David Souter’s tenure on the Supreme Court didn’t appear to have aged him.
The Monday Contest knows from which quarter the wind blows.