Caption Contest Winners

The SnatchSquatch Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


AP Photo/Jae C. Hong


First: scotty – the latest attempt at health care reform is presented as the trojan beaver. (everybody wants it, but the thought of who else has had their hand in it is kind of frightening – rodney)

Second: DoddEarl decided that, in the future, he needs to be somewhat more specific about his birthday requests.

Third: Maggie Mama – TMZ has just learned that there will be a Michelle Obama balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade this year.


yetanotherjohn – The problem started when she tried to shave the beaver.

Hodink – Wrestle Massa Mania has taken hold.

ElmoGot wood?

pcbedamned – Canada: Where we take our Beaver seriously…

markm – “Hey, nice Beaver…”

elliot – How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was that big?


Let the annual Arbor Day – Eat A Beaver, Save a Tree festivities begin.

The normal male guest found appearances on ‘The View’ to be somewhat intimidating.

Transportation was not such a big deal as the USPS ships large inflatable beavers on a daily basis.

Thufferin thuckatash

How many Greeks can you fit into a Trojan Beaver?

The thegreensThursday Contest really wanted a pot of gold.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:


    Michael Hamm — “Hey, nice Beaver…”

    protest…PROTEST I SAY!.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    When I first saw the pic I thought that overbite just screamed, “Michelle Obama”.

    Thanks, Dill.

  3. rodney dill says:

    Sorry markm, the beaver shot distracted me… yea, that’s the ticket…

  4. elliot says:

    Thanks for the HM – Elliot

  5. markm says:

    Then I thank you for the HM RD.

    To Michael Hamm, it’s better to have quoted Beaver and lost than to never have quoted Beaver…at all.

  6. pcbedamned says:

    Thanx for the HM. And congrats to the winners.

  7. Phil Smith says:

    I’m annoyed; I couldn’t think of anything that wasn’t obvious until just now. Belatedly:

    “Wow, Les Claypool wasn’t kidding about Winona!”

  8. Eric Florack says:

    ARTHUR: What happens now?
    BEDEMIR: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I wait until nightfall,
    and then leap out of the Beaver, taking the French by surprise —
    not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
    ARTHUR: Who leaps out?
    BEDEMIR: Uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the Beaver, uh
    and uh….
    ARTHUR: Oh….
    BEDEMIR: Oh…. Um, l-look, if we built this large wooden feline–
    ALL: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!