Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, December 2, 2004 · 2 comments

The Andres Cantor Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Reuters Sports Photos

The Winners

First: Pile On® – Soccer games lasting longer than four hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention.

Second: McTrip – Gonzalez knew that all players were frisked for weapons before the match, so he just KNEW that Njuku was really pleased to be playing alongside him…

Third: Cassandra – Once “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell†became official MLS policy, all sense of decorum seemed to have fled the soccer field.

Honorable Mention:

Steven Taylor – Swallow a soccer ball? Just use the new improved Heimlick manuever.

Loon – This was the breakthrough experiment that proved to the marketing guys that Velcro simply was not to be the material of the future in MLS.

Maniakes РIn some countries, the people can̢۪t afford horses. But that doesn̢۪t stop them from playing Polo.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

Don’t forget to enter the next OTB Caption Contest^TM, Already in progress.