Caption Contest Winners

The If Occam Had a Vise Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Tough to judge this one as there are many excellent entries, I squeezed it down to just a few.


First: Rachel Edith – The new machine measures the Teflon Component, a high one, say 9 or 10, being a political necessity.

Second: Brandon JaynesDivine. The number Phi, 1.618, can be found everywhere in nature.

Third: McCain – Just another liberal social program.

Honorable Mention:

Jazz“Despite repeated blows to the head and eventual electric shock therapy, the candidate was unable to recall any of the promises he had made during the campaign.”

Mercutio – Along with “intelligent design”, Phrenology returns to the classroom.

yetanotherjohn – Two out of three Americans agree, torture can actually be fun

Gratuitous OTB Reference Award

AndersonHerb and T-bird’s favorite part of the OTB Meet-Up was undoubtedly the chance to meet Anderson.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

AP BREAKING: Scooter Libby retains the legal services of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

Buck up Cheney, you knew this was part of the regimen when you became vise president.

Beware: People that smoke and drink may have other vises

At Cindy Sheehan’s book signing: “OK, OK, I’ll take a book, I’ll take a book.”

The Monday contest is already givingtaking orders.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. McGehee says:

    What — “pinched by the vise squaad” didn’t even get honorable mention!?

  2. Rodney Dill says:

    Just wasn’t that impressed

  3. McGehee says:

    You’re just holding me to an unfairly high standard.

    Or maybe unfairly low…