Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, January 2, 2006 · 3 comments

The If Occam Had a Vise Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Tough to judge this one as there are many excellent entries, I squeezed it down to just a few.

Winners

First: Rachel Edith – The new machine measures the Teflon Component, a high one, say 9 or 10, being a political necessity.

Second: Brandon Jaynes – Divine. The number Phi, 1.618, can be found everywhere in nature.

Third: McCain – Just another liberal social program.

Honorable Mention:

Jazz – “Despite repeated blows to the head and eventual electric shock therapy, the candidate was unable to recall any of the promises he had made during the campaign.”

Mercutio – Along with “intelligent design”, Phrenology returns to the classroom.

yetanotherjohn – Two out of three Americans agree, torture can actually be fun

Gratuitous OTB Reference Award

Anderson – Herb and T-bird’s favorite part of the OTB Meet-Up was undoubtedly the chance to meet Anderson.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

AP BREAKING: Scooter Libby retains the legal services of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

Buck up Cheney, you knew this was part of the regimen when you became vise president.

Beware: People that smoke and drink may have other vises

At Cindy Sheehan’s book signing: “OK, OK, I’ll take a book, I’ll take a book.”

The Monday contest is already givingtaking orders.