Caption Contest Winners
The If Occam Had a Vise Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Tough to judge this one as there are many excellent entries, I squeezed it down to just a few.
First: Rachel Edith – The new machine measures the Teflon Component, a high one, say 9 or 10, being a political necessity.
Second: Brandon Jaynes – Divine. The number Phi, 1.618, can be found everywhere in nature.
Third: McCain – Just another liberal social program.
Jazz – “Despite repeated blows to the head and eventual electric shock therapy, the candidate was unable to recall any of the promises he had made during the campaign.”
Mercutio – Along with “intelligent design”, Phrenology returns to the classroom.
yetanotherjohn – Two out of three Americans agree, torture can actually be fun
Gratuitous OTB Reference Award
Anderson – Herb and T-bird’s favorite part of the OTB Meet-Up was undoubtedly the chance to meet Anderson.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
AP BREAKING: Scooter Libby retains the legal services of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.
Buck up Cheney, you knew this was part of the regimen when you became vise president.
Beware: People that smoke and drink may have other vises
At Cindy Sheehan’s book signing: “OK, OK, I’ll take a book, I’ll take a book.”