Clinton Offered 40 Goats For Chelsea

A rather amusing story that has been buried in the e-mail inbox for a few days:

Clinton Offered 40 Goats For Daughter (Sky News)

Former US president Bill Clinton has been offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter by a love-struck African government official. Mr Clinton was offered the deal on a recent trip to Kenya. He was offered the animals as a traditional African way of getting a father to give away his daughter’s hand in marriage. The dowry is a very generous one by the country’s own standards.

Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor wrote to Mr Clinton through Kenya’s Foreign Minister. He said: “Had I succeeded in wooing Chelsea, I would have had a grand wedding.

Indeed.

via occasional contributor Richard Gardner

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Comments

  1. ICallMasICM says:

    40 goats! What is he crazy! He’d have to give me two goats to marry her.

  2. Anderson says:

    Just think how many goats Jenna would rake in … Bush might be tempted.

  3. mojoala says:

    Don’t laugh!

    40 goats at 150.00 = 6,000
    20 cows at 1,000 = 20,000

    that comes to 26,000.

    I would take it. Put those on some land and let them multiply and make a great profit.

  4. Chelsea Clinton-Chepkurgor

    We are still waiting to hear if the parties will agree on Bill’s counter offer to send 50 goats and Hillary to Mr. Chepkurgor in exchange for Chelsea’s hand in marriage.

  5. The Man says:

    That is only 10 goats more than he offered for Hillary.

  6. I’m not the Clinton’s biggest fan, but I think this is kind of sweet.

  7. j. blair says:

    Newsflash – Clinton negotiates new deal for 20 goats that includes Chelsea and Hillary. Terms say suitor must be willing to accept both the bride and her mother-in-law until death do they part.

  8. jim says:

    Looks like there’s a “daughters of former heads of state” bubble! Watch out!

  9. Some Guy says:

    The guy tried ot throw in a pig but Clinton said he already had one of those…

    Oh, I’m sorry, was this a caption contest?

  10. McGehee says:

    Wow. Even I wouldn’t have posted some of these comments.

    Doesn’t stop me from snickering, but at least I feel guilty about it. 😉