Dolphins Never Forget
"Say that, in 1993, you were at a bar having some beers with a dolphin" has been nominated and seconded as the "Best opening sentence. EVER."
It was written by Megan Garber for a posting titled, “If You Insulted a Dolphin 20 Years Ago, He’s Probably Still Bitter About It.” The upshot is that dolphins have great memories.
Of course, those of us who’ve been watching the 1972 Dolphins celebrate each year when the last NFL team falls from the ranks of the unbeaten for more than four decades now already knew this.