Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Koreans begin exporting their excess gas needed to fuel the upcoming U.S. presidential campaign.
Cheap liberated feminists celebrate the first annual ObamaCare free sex, contraception and abortion festival. Men, however, still have to pay for Condoms and Viagra.
The citizens of Lilliput quickly learned the purpose behind the giant crate labeled “Trojan” that had washed up the week before.
@Neil Hudelson: Damn, you beat me to the Lilliputian caption!
Jerry Brown unveils his plan to safely screw the tax payers of California
The search for the Kardashian women continues
Geez, some men really have swelled heads!
Political Scientists unveil the latest way to test the winds of politics.
Bystanders at Monsanto 2012 Genetic Engineering Contest attacked by giant bacteria.
Oh Ray Jay
“It’s just a bunch of effin’ weather balloons!”
The brave helium ranchers in Corso Condova in southern Florida really wish stimulus money had come their way.
The Japanese government activates its anti-missile defense network responding to North Korea’s ICBM launch in kind.
Responding in kind to North Korea’s ICBM launch, the Japanese government activates its anti-missile defense network.
Despite the numerous Pro-Choice Protestant protests off the coast of Monster Island, the still secretly dominated Jesuit Japanese members of Japan’s parliament vote down the use of giant prophylactics to prevent the unwanted pregnancies of enormous monster births.
In an effort to change the Catholic Church’s stance on birth control, an activist group sends condoms to God.
Jeez! Biden was right. Obama DOES have a big stick.
We found these in the prop box from the ’76 “King Kong – – The Movie” set and . . . well what the heck else were we going to do with them?
Encouraging the practice of universal safe sex, Japanese residents gather to distribute free condoms. Especially among the supersonic flying mutated pterosaur species like Rodan.
Once the first two Mega Thunder Sticks connected…
Under conditions of absolute secrecy, Japanese natives of Monster Island reenact the fierce penis fencing they witnessed among King Kong, Godzilla and Monster Zero that fateful day.
Testing condoms for the CIA
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