OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mr. Prosser says:

    Koreans begin exporting their excess gas needed to fuel the upcoming U.S. presidential campaign.

  2. Michael Hamm says:

    Cheap liberated feminists celebrate the first annual ObamaCare free sex, contraception and abortion festival. Men, however, still have to pay for Condoms and Viagra.

  3. Neil Hudelson says:

    The citizens of Lilliput quickly learned the purpose behind the giant crate labeled “Trojan” that had washed up the week before.

  4. J-Dub says:

    @Neil Hudelson: Damn, you beat me to the Lilliputian caption!

  5. MstrB says:

    Jerry Brown unveils his plan to safely screw the tax payers of California

  6. al-Ameda says:

    The search for the Kardashian women continues

  7. MaggieMama says:

    Geez, some men really have swelled heads!

  8. John D'Geek says:

    Political Scientists unveil the latest way to test the winds of politics.

  9. jd says:

    Bystanders at Monsanto 2012 Genetic Engineering Contest attacked by giant bacteria.

  10. MstrB says:

    Oh Ray Jay

  11. Tillman says:

    “It’s just a bunch of effin’ weather balloons!”

  12. Tillman says:

    The brave helium ranchers in Corso Condova in southern Florida really wish stimulus money had come their way.

  13. The Japanese government activates its anti-missile defense network responding to North Korea’s ICBM launch in kind.

  14. Responding in kind to North Korea’s ICBM launch, the Japanese government activates its anti-missile defense network.

  15. Despite the numerous Pro-Choice Protestant protests off the coast of Monster Island, the still secretly dominated Jesuit Japanese members of Japan’s parliament vote down the use of giant prophylactics to prevent the unwanted pregnancies of enormous monster births.

  16. LorgSkyegon says:

    In an effort to change the Catholic Church’s stance on birth control, an activist group sends condoms to God.

  17. John425 says:

    Jeez! Biden was right. Obama DOES have a big stick.

  18. Gollum says:

    We found these in the prop box from the ’76 “King Kong – – The Movie” set and . . . well what the heck else were we going to do with them?

  19. Encouraging the practice of universal safe sex, Japanese residents gather to distribute free condoms. Especially among the supersonic flying mutated pterosaur species like Rodan.

  20. Once the first two Mega Thunder Sticks connected…

  21. Under conditions of absolute secrecy, Japanese natives of Monster Island reenact the fierce penis fencing they witnessed among King Kong, Godzilla and Monster Zero that fateful day.

  22. Bill says:

    Testing condoms for the CIA