Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, May 28, 2012
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Sugar makes the medicine go down.
Since the Ukrainian Parliament lacks a filibuster, opposition parties have to resort to other methods to prevent legislation from coming to the floor.
G.A. after finishing a post?
Every Tuesday, the Ukrainian Parliament holds “Pretend Life Is An Internet Comment Thread” Day
Who knew that Joe Biden autograph would be so desirable?!
We know you snuck an Everlasting Gobstopper out of the factory to give to Slugworth. Spit it out NOW!
Buddy, you have a lot of nerve claiming Obama is a real American…
Et tu, Blue-Yellow Scarfed Brute?
“It’s an earthquake! Why did we add a two drink minimum to our parliamentary procedure?!”
“Everyone, hang on! I’m still sob-blrgr!”
“Romney says you’re getting a haircut too, pretty boy.”
“Tastes great! Less filling!”
I went to Kiev to watch the Ukrainian Parliament in action and a hockey game broke out.
“The British in India will be slaughtered, then we will overrun the Muslims, then the Hebrew God will fall, and then the Christain God will be cast down and forgotten.”
The climatic moment in the Ukrainian version of “How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying,” as the cast sings “The Brotherhood of Man.”
The White House is said to have placed “serious pressure” on GOP House members
It had been long suspected that Boris wasn’t really a man at all.
The Ukrainian Parliament’s re-creation of the raising of the American flag at Iwo Jima, goes terribly wrong.
The one dissenting politician is gently encouraged to change his position.
In Ukraine, exorcisms are done somewhat differently.
Yuri’s intemperate comments about Dancing With The Stars resulted in a furious backlash.
The Fratellis try to get Mouth to spit out the pearls.
Kiss me you fool.
I’m gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Ukrainian!
Nah, it’s not a riot …. just some liberal democrats make a “back-room” deal.
Nah, it’s not a riot …. just some liberal democrats making a “back-room” deal.
“No women, no people of color … it must be a Republican group photo “
Wow what a country, in ex-Soviet Russia the Parliament filibusters you.
Q: “How many Ukrainians does it take to do a Heimlich maneuver?”
Cue Rick Santorum: “See! I told you all these gay men were bad for our country!”
Aide: “Mr. Santorum, they’re not gay. They’re legislators.”
The 1st Annual Outside The Beltway Fan Convention was not going well.
Take it back!!! Take it back!!! Borat is greatest journalist all time !!!
I don’t know.? All I asked was “perchance you have a bottle of Grey Poupon and then…….”
Look, dude, we all chipped in, and we saw ya put the MegaMillions ticket in there…”
“Vlad, where the hell are you groping?!”
The partisan deadlock was finally broken by the vote of Senator Blowfly, who made his first appearance on the Senate floor since passing away last week.
Apparently “time, place, and manner” restrictions have a whole new meaning these days.
He really didn’t want to get a check-up at the dentist office.
Internet down time 1 minute 37 seconds….
Once again, the Ukrainian team takes the gold medal in the Charades World Championships with their winning entry, “Marathon Man.”
The History Channel proudly presents Murder in the Cathedral: Behind the Scenes of the Ukrainian Parliament
@Jeremy: Guess we shouldn’t have scheduled Jenos and Mantis to appear on the same panel.
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