OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Carl says:

    Sugar makes the medicine go down.

  2. Since the Ukrainian Parliament lacks a filibuster, opposition parties have to resort to other methods to prevent legislation from coming to the floor.

  3. G.A. says:

    G.A. after finishing a post?

  4. Every Tuesday, the Ukrainian Parliament holds “Pretend Life Is An Internet Comment Thread” Day

  5. John Burgess says:

    Who knew that Joe Biden autograph would be so desirable?!

  6. We know you snuck an Everlasting Gobstopper out of the factory to give to Slugworth. Spit it out NOW!

  7. anjin-san says:

    Buddy, you have a lot of nerve claiming Obama is a real American…

  8. Tillman says:

    Et tu, Blue-Yellow Scarfed Brute?

  9. Tillman says:

    “It’s an earthquake! Why did we add a two drink minimum to our parliamentary procedure?!”
    “Everyone, hang on! I’m still sob-blrgr!”

  10. rodney dill says:

    “Romney says you’re getting a haircut too, pretty boy.”

  11. al-Ameda says:

    “Tastes great! Less filling!”

  12. I went to Kiev to watch the Ukrainian Parliament in action and a hockey game broke out.

  13. Phillip says:

    “The British in India will be slaughtered, then we will overrun the Muslims, then the Hebrew God will fall, and then the Christain God will be cast down and forgotten.”

  14. Paul White says:

    The climatic moment in the Ukrainian version of “How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying,” as the cast sings “The Brotherhood of Man.”

  15. rudderpedals says:

    “Great taste”
    “Less filling!”
    “Great taste!!”
    “Less filling#hiyohkb

  16. Eric Florack says:

    The White House is said to have placed “serious pressure” on GOP House members

  17. Paul White says:

    It had been long suspected that Boris wasn’t really a man at all.

  18. Paul White says:

    The Ukrainian Parliament’s re-creation of the raising of the American flag at Iwo Jima, goes terribly wrong.

  19. Paul White says:

    The one dissenting politician is gently encouraged to change his position.

  20. Paul White says:

    In Ukraine, exorcisms are done somewhat differently.

  21. Paul White says:

    Yuri’s intemperate comments about Dancing With The Stars resulted in a furious backlash.

  22. Herb says:

    The Fratellis try to get Mouth to spit out the pearls.

  23. Michael Hamm says:

    Kiss me you fool.

  24. js4strings says:

    I’m gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Ukrainian!

  25. MaggieMama says:

    Nah, it’s not a riot …. just some liberal democrats make a “back-room” deal.

  26. MaggieMama says:

    Nah, it’s not a riot …. just some liberal democrats making a “back-room” deal.

    (error correction)

  27. al-Ameda says:

    “No women, no people of color … it must be a Republican group photo “

  28. deathcar2000 says:

    Wow what a country, in ex-Soviet Russia the Parliament filibusters you.

    sorry Yackoff.

  29. John425 says:

    Q: “How many Ukrainians does it take to do a Heimlich maneuver?”

  30. Jeremy says:

    Cue Rick Santorum: “See! I told you all these gay men were bad for our country!”
    Aide: “Mr. Santorum, they’re not gay. They’re legislators.”
    Santorum: “See!”

  31. Jeremy says:

    The 1st Annual Outside The Beltway Fan Convention was not going well.

  32. Drew says:

    Take it back!!! Take it back!!! Borat is greatest journalist all time !!!

  33. Drew says:

    I don’t know.? All I asked was “perchance you have a bottle of Grey Poupon and then…….”

  34. Drew says:

    Look, dude, we all chipped in, and we saw ya put the MegaMillions ticket in there…”

  35. Tillman says:

    “Vlad, where the hell are you groping?!”

  36. KRM says:

    The partisan deadlock was finally broken by the vote of Senator Blowfly, who made his first appearance on the Senate floor since passing away last week.

  37. Gollum says:

    Apparently “time, place, and manner” restrictions have a whole new meaning these days.

  38. Eric says:

    He really didn’t want to get a check-up at the dentist office.

  39. rodney dill says:

    Internet down time 1 minute 37 seconds….

  40. Rufus T. Firefly says:

    Once again, the Ukrainian team takes the gold medal in the Charades World Championships with their winning entry, “Marathon Man.”

  41. The History Channel proudly presents Murder in the Cathedral: Behind the Scenes of the Ukrainian Parliament

  42. rodney dill says:

    @Jeremy: Guess we shouldn’t have scheduled Jenos and Mantis to appear on the same panel.