OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

REUTERS/China Daily

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. toni cosentino hayes says:

    who’s great idea was it to try to get this as a medal sport in the Olympics?

  2. Kevin Whalen says:

    Monsanto debuts genetically modified pumpkin in advance of Halloween

  3. CSK says:

    The Chinese version of the Kinder Egg had a few design flaws.

  4. “Dang! Vietnamese police! I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”

  5. “Yes, as a matter of fact, I did build that!”

  6. MstrB says:

    I’ve got big ball.

  7. John Burgess says:

    In its search for biological activity on Mars, NASA’s Curiosity mission made a, well, curious discovery.

  8. Moosebreath says:

    I want to see the ping pong table that ball was used on.

  9. rudderpedals says:


  10. Mr. Prosser says:

    Special forces adaptation of Wile E. Coyote’s Acme products did not go well.

  11. Jeremy says:

    “Please don’t kill me, Rodimus Prime! I didn’t know it was yours! Promise!”

  12. The Q says:

    This breaking news story from Kodari: Nepalese monks captured today by Chinese border guards as their gambit to hide and escape in giant tether balls fails victim to a snitch

  13. al-Ameda says:

    China’s housing bubble

  14. Dave Schuler says:


  15. “Don’t shoot! I won a gold medal in balling in London!”

  16. “What? You mean doing the Macarena is no longer popular?”

  17. physics geek says:

    Gorillas and monkeys? Really?

    Now how do I get the effing elephants out of this thing?

    Beware the manballark, especially the man-shaped penis it uses for its primary weapon.