Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Winners will be announced Monday PM
who’s great idea was it to try to get this as a medal sport in the Olympics?
Monsanto debuts genetically modified pumpkin in advance of Halloween
The Chinese version of the Kinder Egg had a few design flaws.
“Dang! Vietnamese police! I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”
“Yes, as a matter of fact, I did build that!”
I’ve got big ball.
In its search for biological activity on Mars, NASA’s Curiosity mission made a, well, curious discovery.
I want to see the ping pong table that ball was used on.
“DID YOU HEAR ME GULLIVER? I SAID, TAKE TWO STROKES AND HIT ANOTHER BALL.”
Special forces adaptation of Wile E. Coyote’s Acme products did not go well.
“Please don’t kill me, Rodimus Prime! I didn’t know it was yours! Promise!”
This breaking news story from Kodari: Nepalese monks captured today by Chinese border guards as their gambit to hide and escape in giant tether balls fails victim to a snitch
China’s housing bubble
“Don’t shoot! I won a gold medal in balling in London!”
“What? You mean doing the Macarena is no longer popular?”
Gorillas and monkeys? Really?
Now how do I get the effing elephants out of this thing?
Beware the manballark, especially the man-shaped penis it uses for its primary weapon.
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