OTB Caption Contest Winners

The XKCD Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The XKCD Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


First: Allan BourdiusMisspelling and poor coordination aside, the American people are disturbed at the lack of a disco backbeat and appropriate stereotypical costuming.

Second: C. Clavin – “…Ryan is tackled in the end-zone…that’s a safety…2 points for the Dem’s and the Republicans have to kick the ball away…”

Third: JKB – “TOTUS, stop screwing around!”


Tony W – Feeling justified after a brief workout, Obama’s campaign staff revisited the buffet for another round.

Michael Hamm – Government funded “green” deodorants displayed to an adoring Democrat fundraiser.

John BurgessThe collision of The Village People and Alzheimer’s Disease is not pretty.

CSK – Auditions for the Joffrey Ballet have gotten much less competitive in recent years.

MstrB – Congratulations, you passed the intelligence test to be Mayor of Los Angeles.

KRM – “It’s true! It’s true!”


The NFL Replacement Official training left a little to be desired.

What if the Hokey Pokey is what its all about?

Now I know how to address a prostitute in Yiddish.

Joe Biden: ‘Barry you should be on one end or the other… that’s where the zeroes go.’

The Monday Contest has already gotten off the ground.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. MstrB says:

    Ah, I just noticed the arm pit sweat stains.

  2. Hello World! says:

    Its fun to stay at the OAUA, its fun to stay at the OAUA. You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal, you can do whatever you feel.

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    @Hello World!: Sorry, Thats the winners post, this contest is done…. I left off the ‘Winners’ at the end.