OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced after Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Pvt. Schnerdlap’s heart sank as he realized he hadn’t received the memo about the uniform of the day.

  2. Jeremy says:

    We wish you a Merry Drone Strike, we wish you a Merry Drone Strike…

  3. Anticipating the upcoming defense sequestration cuts, the United States Marine Corps Band has cut back considerably.

  4. Hal 10000 says:

    I’m Murph and these are the Magic tones. We’ll be back with the Magic Tones for the Armada Room’s two hour Christmas party after this short break.

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    @Hal 10000: You beat me to it.

  6. During a break in the battle, the Three Amigos take a moment to serenade a small village in Kabul.

  7. Look Everybody! It’s Peter, Paul and Merry…Christmas!!!

  8. Simon H Gedney says:

    The band has just learned that they’ve been thrown over the fiscal cliff.

  9. al-Ameda says:

    Trust us, we sound better after you’ve smoked a lot of weed.

  10. Schnerdlap suddenly realized that his hat was the wrong style, he’d forgotten his guitar and he was out of uniform. And not only that, he was in the Navy anyway. Just what, he wondered, is really going on here?

  11. jmiller says:

    Bill tries to be meta and does his best Clooney impression for “We Three Kings”

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I got nothin’… NOTHIN’!!! Tho the 3 amigos comment did remind me of a cave formation in southeast NM…. But you fr’s wouldn’t get it.

  13. Jc says:

    “Semper Fi-la-la, la-la-la–la”

  14. Tillman says:

    “Private, you’d better straighten your regulation Santa cap or so help me God–“

  15. jd says:

    Look. I want a singing part.
    And stop calling me the little drummer boy!

  16. jak says:

    Hidden camera reveals most inhumane interrogation technique in military history.