OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Draft Dodger Rag Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Draft Dodger Rag Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



First: JeremyWe wish you a Merry Drone Strike, we wish you a Merry Drone Strike… (…and an RPG up your derriere – rodney)

Second: Doug MataconisAnticipating the upcoming defense sequestration cuts, the United States Marine Corps Band has cut back considerably.

Third: Hal 10000I’m Murph and these are the Magic tones. We’ll be back with the Magic Tones for the Armada Room’s two hour Christmas party after this short break (We’re on a mission from God. – rodney)


Donald sensingPvt. Schnerdlap’s heart sank as he realized he hadn’t received the memo about the uniform of the day.

Simon H Gedney – The band has just learned that they’ve been thrown over the fiscal cliff.

jak – Hidden camera reveals most inhumane interrogation technique in military history.

Jc – “Semper Fi-la-la, la-la-la-la”

Robert W. ArmijoDuring a break in the battle, the Three Amigos take a moment to serenade a small village in Kabul.

al-Ameda – Trust us, we sound better after you’ve smoked a lot of weed.


♬ Oh, We’re gonna have a nuclear winter, for the next 10 thousand years. ♬

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But the dog thinks its delightful
Looking for a place to go.
Walking Bo, Walking Bo, Walking Bo.

…and now in the Fiscal Clef of b-flat that holiday classic… Blight Christmas

The Monday Contest is still seeking him.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Argon says:

    Have a happy New Year. And thanks for keeping this blog going with interesting stuff. Great work.

  2. Shafted Doug on that one,