OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced after Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:


  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    John learned the hard way that in this game of musical chairs, when the music stops the loser is the one that grabs the exploding chair.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Talk about getting the hot seat….

  4. jd says:

    Meanwhile, at the top secret superhero training camp…

  5. rodney dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: Goodness gracious.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @rodney dill: Indeedy…. Would have been better had I added that.

  7. Mr. Prosser says:

    Background music; Jim Gaffigan sings, Hot Pockets!

  8. rodney dill says:

    Charlie Murphy’s brother, Bob, never quite got the hang of grilling bratwurst.

  9. John Burgess says:

    The Rolling Stones’ “Hot Rocks” tribute suffered in translation.

  10. The Rand Paul filibuster enters its seventh week.

  11. Jeremy says:

    Florida Marlins fire sale?

  12. Moosebreath says:

    Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

    (well, someone had to say it…)

  13. JKB says:

    Damn global warming

  14. john personna says:

    How Vladimir Putin trims his chest hair.

  15. Scotty should have never operated the transporter while drunk.

  16. Obama will cut the deficit when hell freezes over.

  17. Casey Weddle says:

    Talk About Being in the Hot Seat

  18. aquanerd says:

    Damn it… this seemed like a good idea when we drew up the sketch on the napkin!!!!

  19. Brett says:

    You need a dragon egg, too, if you want to wake the dragon.

  20. “And for my next imitation, the Wicked Witch of the West!”

  21. the Q says:

    Much to the delight of his goading frat brothers, Brad learns the hard way that lighting flatulence after a trip to Taco Bell is highly unadvisable

  22. Nowadays it is politically incorrect to call someone a flaming homo, except in certain circumstances.

  23. At that moment God spoke to Moses from the burning man’s bush.

  24. Lorg Skyegon says:

    The Human Torch learns the hard way not to buy his furniture at IKEA

  25. He who must not be named says:

    It’s a great trick, but I can only do it once.

    From #StandwithRand to #BurnwithVern.

    Wait, what do you mean inflammable means flammable?

    Burn, baby, burn, dicso inferno.

    YAJSI (Yet Another Johnny Storm Impersonation?)

  26. Tillman says:

    “Jesus, Senator, if you needed to go that bad, you should’ve ended your filibuster thirty hours ago.”

  27. Montanareddog says:

    On hearing the AG’s decision that the President does not have the authority to blow up any sh*t in US territory that Sen. John McCain says he should be able to blow up ‘cos its the US President, f*ck yeah, Sen. John McCain, finally ,after all these years, spontaneously combusts.

  28. Michael Hamm says:

    Celebrating the “Burning Man Festival” – literally.