OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Come On Baby Light My Fire Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Come On Baby Light My Fire Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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Photo By VASILY FEDOSENKO/REUTERS

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: OzarkHillbilly – GREAT BALLS ON FIRE!

Second: john personna – How Vladimir Putin trims his chest hair.

Third(tie): Donald SensingThe Rand Paul filibuster enters its seventh week.

Third(tie): He who must not be named – Wait, what do you mean inflammable means flammable?

HONORABLE MENTION

JKB – Damn global warming

Patrick McCainScotty should have never operated the transporter while drunk.

Moosebreath – Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

aquanerd – Damn it… this seemed like a good idea when we drew up the sketch on the napkin!!!!

Lorg Skyegon – The Human Torch learns the hard way not to buy his furniture at IKEA

Michael Hamm – Celebrating the “Burning Man Festival” – literally.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Alleged threats against Bob Woodward likely are not based on substance.

From a lesser know portion of the Koran — “’tis better to immolate than never.”

At the end of the Filibuster Rand Paul spontaneously burst into flames.

Another Spinal Tap drummer bites the dust.

Chavez enjoying a nice winter’s day in hell.

Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a night,
set him on fire and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.

AFLAC….

The Monday Contest has already been given the thumbs up.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    And the crowd cheers….

    The object of their adulation bows left…. bows right….

    “Thank you. Thank you. I promise to be a kind and benevolent King…”

    Ooopps, wrong speech. Oh well.

  2. rodney dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: You were on fire.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @rodney dill: Well as my wife likes to say, “Light my fire, baby.”

  4. Ozark, I can recommend a good jock itch cream for that condition.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Patrick McCain: Heh. Got me.