OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced after Friday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. “Where have you gone, Michael Dukakis? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you – woo, woo, woo”

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Uhhh, Sir? I know Michael Dukakis. Michael Dukakis is a friend of mine. Sir? You are no Michael Dukakis.”

    “Well, that’s a load off my mind!”

  3. John Burgess says:

    “Does this make my ass look big? Or just make me look like a big ass?”

  4. Jenos Idanian says:

    “How long does Mataconis want to stay hiding in the tank?”

    “Until there’s some bad news for George Zimmerman that he can report.”

    “So, we’re stuck with him forever?”

    “Pretty much.”

    “I knew it was gonna be a while when he showed up with all his Sarah Palin pin-ups…”

  5. Al says:

    In response to Radley Balko’s new book Poughkeepsie police chief shows that cops can still have fun and goof around. The Bradley fighting vehicle was later use in a SWAT raid on a suspect with multiple unpaid parking tickets.

    The raid resulted in three injuries and the death of the homeowner’s dogs. It was later found that the raid was on the wrong address. Poughkeepsie police cleared all involved of any wrong doing.

  6. Mu says:

    I don’t think the lectern joke alone will give enough material for a “Police Academy – now with heavy weapons” movie.

  7. Donald Sensing says:

    “Boy, am I happy I passed the background check!”

  8. al-Ameda says:

    “Which way to the Rose Parade?”

  9. Fog says:

    “We’re here to get that cat out of the tree, ma’am. No, we don’t need a ladder.”

  10. JKB says:

    Hey, tune in what they are saying about me on their cell phones.

  11. john425 says:

    “Hi, we’re from the NSA and we’re here to help you.”

    More embarrassing photos from an IRS employee convention.

    Doug Mataconis at his other job. Rodney Dill listens in.

  12. rodney dill says:

    @john425: …as long as the volume goes all the way to eleven I’m set..

  13. He who must not be named says:

    Swiss Miss.

    Swiss miss.

    The canton cannon.

    “Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love – they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo cluck.”

    Be vewy quiet, I’m hunting cwimate deniawists. Heh, heh, heh, heh.

    “Yes, sir. The standard protocol is to unload all ammo and disable all the fire control mechanisms before we even give a politician a helmet.”

  14. Hal 10000 says:

    Why, no, we’re not smuggling Edward Snowden under the floorboards. Of course not, haha!

  15. jd says:

    “Uh, Sir? I know the new decoys are supposed to make it look like there’s a full battalion here, but… uhhh…”

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    “I knew Michael Dukakis. Michael Dukakis was a friend of mine…. Sir, you’re no Michael Dukakis”.

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh, great!, Now Michael Dukakis seems like a high point in history….”.

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    “I miss Michael Winslow….This POLICE ACADEMY 93,897 is the worst!”.

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “Look here comes the Egyptian Army. Well, that’s more American tax dollars well spent!”.

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    @Paul Hooson: Deeply sorry, OzarkHillbilly, I did not see your similar joke before I posted this one. Sorry about that.

  21. Tillman says:

    “Can you see me on TV? Yes. Yes. Is she–is–is she making that face?”

  22. Tina Fey moves on after ‘30 Rock’

  23. Third Amendment? Meh. So 1790s.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    One general says to the other: “So, how’s that all volunteer army working out…”.

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gee, don’t you just hate it when some judge tells a kid who’s trouble that he better sign up for military service or he’ll toss him in jail….”.

  26. Paul Hooson says:


  27. Paul Hooson says:

    McHALE’s ARMY?

  28. Paul Hooson says:


  29. Paul Hooson says:


  30. Jenos Idanian says:

    After the success of allowing gays into the military, the “Medical Marijuana” people were next to push for acceptance. While this had a net positive effect on morale, it wasn’t quite so good for preparedness…

  31. Donald Sensing says:

    And so the “Girls With Guns” calendar meme finally died a sudden, unmourned death.

  32. He who must not be named says:

    Yes, that’s a girl. Yes, that’s a tank. No, that isn’t Tank Girl.

  33. In a high-risk eBay auction, Hillary Clinton lists “Giant Dildo” with no reserve price!

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “Suddenly, I remember how much I disliked that TANK GIRL movie….”.

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    “On the outside, I work for Roto Rooter. And here in the National Guard I clean commodes…. I’m pulling double doody!”.

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    ” I went to call my girlfriend last night, but dialed the wrong number and accidentally got someone named Lisa. But, she was nice enough…. I might call her again sometime…”.

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “A friend of mine lost his legs to a roadside bomb. He wanted to sue the Taliban for his loss. But his lawyer told him, “Good luck…. You don’t have a leg to stand on…”.

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    ” My family had terrible luck during wars. During WWII one relative was killed by a Kamikaze pilot and my own grandfather was taken prisoner of the Japanese. And in Korea and Vietnam, more bad stories involving family members and more relatives…. But, I’m going to give the military one more chance…”.

  39. Sarah Palin posing as Tina Fey gives a last shout out ‘raise your hands up in the air. Just like, you just don’t care’ to all the M1 Abrams tank crewmembers around the world, as she declines an invitation to run for political office, avoiding another seasonal appearance on ’30 Rock’ and/or SNL.