Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, July 8, 2013
Winners will be announced after Friday PM
“Where have you gone, Michael Dukakis? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you – woo, woo, woo”
“Uhhh, Sir? I know Michael Dukakis. Michael Dukakis is a friend of mine. Sir? You are no Michael Dukakis.”
“Well, that’s a load off my mind!”
“Does this make my ass look big? Or just make me look like a big ass?”
“How long does Mataconis want to stay hiding in the tank?”
“Until there’s some bad news for George Zimmerman that he can report.”
“So, we’re stuck with him forever?”
“I knew it was gonna be a while when he showed up with all his Sarah Palin pin-ups…”
In response to Radley Balko’s new book Poughkeepsie police chief shows that cops can still have fun and goof around. The Bradley fighting vehicle was later use in a SWAT raid on a suspect with multiple unpaid parking tickets.
The raid resulted in three injuries and the death of the homeowner’s dogs. It was later found that the raid was on the wrong address. Poughkeepsie police cleared all involved of any wrong doing.
I don’t think the lectern joke alone will give enough material for a “Police Academy – now with heavy weapons” movie.
“Boy, am I happy I passed the background check!”
“Which way to the Rose Parade?”
“We’re here to get that cat out of the tree, ma’am. No, we don’t need a ladder.”
Hey, tune in what they are saying about me on their cell phones.
“Hi, we’re from the NSA and we’re here to help you.”
More embarrassing photos from an IRS employee convention.
Doug Mataconis at his other job. Rodney Dill listens in.
@john425: …as long as the volume goes all the way to eleven I’m set..
The canton cannon.
“Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love – they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo cluck.”
Be vewy quiet, I’m hunting cwimate deniawists. Heh, heh, heh, heh.
“Yes, sir. The standard protocol is to unload all ammo and disable all the fire control mechanisms before we even give a politician a helmet.”
Why, no, we’re not smuggling Edward Snowden under the floorboards. Of course not, haha!
“Uh, Sir? I know the new decoys are supposed to make it look like there’s a full battalion here, but… uhhh…”
“I knew Michael Dukakis. Michael Dukakis was a friend of mine…. Sir, you’re no Michael Dukakis”.
“Oh, great!, Now Michael Dukakis seems like a high point in history….”.
“I miss Michael Winslow….This POLICE ACADEMY 93,897 is the worst!”.
“Look here comes the Egyptian Army. Well, that’s more American tax dollars well spent!”.
@Paul Hooson: Deeply sorry, OzarkHillbilly, I did not see your similar joke before I posted this one. Sorry about that.
“Can you see me on TV? Yes. Yes. Is she–is–is she making that face?”
Tina Fey moves on after ‘30 Rock’
Third Amendment? Meh. So 1790s.
One general says to the other: “So, how’s that all volunteer army working out…”.
“Gee, don’t you just hate it when some judge tells a kid who’s trouble that he better sign up for military service or he’ll toss him in jail….”.
“New on CBS this Fall: GOMER PYLE: THE NEXT GENERATION”.
SGT. BILKO: THE NEXT GENERATION?
KELLY’S HEROES II
After the success of allowing gays into the military, the “Medical Marijuana” people were next to push for acceptance. While this had a net positive effect on morale, it wasn’t quite so good for preparedness…
And so the “Girls With Guns” calendar meme finally died a sudden, unmourned death.
Yes, that’s a girl. Yes, that’s a tank. No, that isn’t Tank Girl.
In a high-risk eBay auction, Hillary Clinton lists “Giant Dildo” with no reserve price!
“Suddenly, I remember how much I disliked that TANK GIRL movie….”.
“On the outside, I work for Roto Rooter. And here in the National Guard I clean commodes…. I’m pulling double doody!”.
” I went to call my girlfriend last night, but dialed the wrong number and accidentally got someone named Lisa. But, she was nice enough…. I might call her again sometime…”.
“A friend of mine lost his legs to a roadside bomb. He wanted to sue the Taliban for his loss. But his lawyer told him, “Good luck…. You don’t have a leg to stand on…”.
” My family had terrible luck during wars. During WWII one relative was killed by a Kamikaze pilot and my own grandfather was taken prisoner of the Japanese. And in Korea and Vietnam, more bad stories involving family members and more relatives…. But, I’m going to give the military one more chance…”.
Sarah Palin posing as Tina Fey gives a last shout out ‘raise your hands up in the air. Just like, you just don’t care’ to all the M1 Abrams tank crewmembers around the world, as she declines an invitation to run for political office, avoiding another seasonal appearance on ’30 Rock’ and/or SNL.
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