OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


REUTERS/Faisal Al Nasser

Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Richard Ward says:

    “You know, sis, if those two crazies always making catcalls at us ever crash their motorbike Uncle Yousef might finally get his kidney transplant”

  2. Tony W says:

    Man….check out the tops of the feet on that sweet babe. I would so peel off those sandals…..

  3. Tex Bs says:

    “Those guys are looking at us.” “Glad I’m in my sexy burka.”

  4. Mu says:

    She lowered her veil by half an inch, and Hassan’s life was changed forever.

  5. bill says:

    Saheeb really knows how to turn the chicks on, but Askash hates riding bitch…..

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Imagine how much better Kate Upton would look if she wore a burka.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Burkas are the cellulite solution.

  8. John Burgess says:

    “Foxy ladies!”

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Iran is just like a box of chocolates. You just don’t know what you are going to get until you bite into a burka.

  10. David in KC says:

    Victoria’s Secret burka line stops traffic.

  11. Franklin says:

    Hey ladies, you wouldn’t happen to have a tire pump, would ya?

  12. “Hey, Abdul! It dawns on me that if we let the women walk in front, they’ll set off the land mines!”

  13. “Whoa! It’s that hot babe from Snapchat!”

  14. al-Ameda says:

    “You know, Ahmad, I wish they all could be California girls, don’t you?”

  15. Hal 10000 says:

    “We are two wiiiiild and crazy guys!”

  16. RockThisTown says:

    1. ‘Your cave or ours?’

    2. ‘What’s your tribe?’

    3. ‘What are nice girls like you doing near terrorists like us?’

    4. ‘This motorcycle is worth 20 goats!’

    5. ‘How about we go somewhere & work on a bomb together?’

    6. ‘We’ll give up our 70 virgins for a night with you girls!’

    7. ‘Girls, you don’t have to worry about getting pregnant, an STD or anything else now that you’re covered under Obamacare. Obama Akbar!’

  17. John425 says:

    ‘cycle passenger: “No Abdul, they’re just girls. What we have between us is much better.”

    Al Qaeda terrorists in undercover chadors attract the wrong kind of attention.

  18. Pinky says:

    “Dude, this time I get the hot one.”

  19. Robert David Hummel says:


  20. He who must not be named says:

    Aziz, when I explained wearing a helmet to you that’s not what I meant.

  21. He who must not be named says:

    I met her in a bazaar down in old Soho…

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    @Mu: This nation’s toughest motorcycle gang isn’t so much….The Raging Sissies…

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    This nation’s strip clubs aren’t so good. The girls only go veiless if you tip them a goat…

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    The hottest men’s magazine in this country…,.BARELY VEILESS…

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Reminds of that old Joe Cocker song….”You Can Leave Your Veil On”…

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Baby, take off your burka….. real slow

    Baby, take off your sandals….I’ll take your sandals

    You can leave your veil on

    You can leave your veil on

    you can leve your veil on…

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    Not to complain…But, the local girls give lousy oral around here….

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Local mistresses are different around these parts…Black leather burkas and they beat you with the same stick they use to herd their goats…

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    The motorcycle gangs aren’t very tough around these parts…last night they got they asses kicked by a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses….

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Harley Davidson?”

    “No, Hardly Dawson…”

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    Local villager to his girlfriend watching his farm animals having sex, “I’d sure like to do what he’s doing!”

    His girlfriend responds, “I don’t care…. it’s your goat..”

  32. Mark Ryan says:

    Guy on back: “What did she say?”
    Driver: “She said, ‘mumble, mumble…'”

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    In the U.S. many men read a PLAYBOY and then throw it away in the trash….meanwhile, many men go to bed horny in poor countries…

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “Wow, I’d love to be in an arranged marriage with her!”

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    The local comic compared to Rodney Dangerfield…..’Hey, I get no rice back…I usually get no rice at all….”

  36. Mark Ryan says:

    I didn’t know that there were TWO Kick Ass’s!!!

  37. John425 says:

    Look Saeid. Bare feet. Bare feet! That means they’re easy. We be get lucky tonight.

  38. He who must not be named says:

    All your bases are belong to us!

  39. Peterh says:

    soooo…. that’s what it takes to get a man to notice a women’s flats ***palm to forehead***

  40. Brian Evans says:

    “Yes, they’re good looking – but for the love of Allah, get off my backside!”