Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, November 25, 2013
Winners will be announced after Friday PM.
“You know, sis, if those two crazies always making catcalls at us ever crash their motorbike Uncle Yousef might finally get his kidney transplant”
Man….check out the tops of the feet on that sweet babe. I would so peel off those sandals…..
“Those guys are looking at us.” “Glad I’m in my sexy burka.”
She lowered her veil by half an inch, and Hassan’s life was changed forever.
Saheeb really knows how to turn the chicks on, but Askash hates riding bitch…..
Imagine how much better Kate Upton would look if she wore a burka.
Burkas are the cellulite solution.
Iran is just like a box of chocolates. You just don’t know what you are going to get until you bite into a burka.
Victoria’s Secret burka line stops traffic.
Hey ladies, you wouldn’t happen to have a tire pump, would ya?
“Hey, Abdul! It dawns on me that if we let the women walk in front, they’ll set off the land mines!”
“Whoa! It’s that hot babe from Snapchat!”
“You know, Ahmad, I wish they all could be California girls, don’t you?”
“We are two wiiiiild and crazy guys!”
1. ‘Your cave or ours?’
2. ‘What’s your tribe?’
3. ‘What are nice girls like you doing near terrorists like us?’
4. ‘This motorcycle is worth 20 goats!’
5. ‘How about we go somewhere & work on a bomb together?’
6. ‘We’ll give up our 70 virgins for a night with you girls!’
7. ‘Girls, you don’t have to worry about getting pregnant, an STD or anything else now that you’re covered under Obamacare. Obama Akbar!’
‘cycle passenger: “No Abdul, they’re just girls. What we have between us is much better.”
Al Qaeda terrorists in undercover chadors attract the wrong kind of attention.
“Dude, this time I get the hot one.”
Obama’s Plan to FUNDAMENTALLY DESTROY ASMERICA
Aziz, when I explained wearing a helmet to you that’s not what I meant.
I met her in a bazaar down in old Soho…
@Mu: This nation’s toughest motorcycle gang isn’t so much….The Raging Sissies…
This nation’s strip clubs aren’t so good. The girls only go veiless if you tip them a goat…
The hottest men’s magazine in this country…,.BARELY VEILESS…
Reminds of that old Joe Cocker song….”You Can Leave Your Veil On”…
Baby, take off your burka….. real slow
Baby, take off your sandals….I’ll take your sandals
You can leave your veil on
you can leve your veil on…
Not to complain…But, the local girls give lousy oral around here….
Local mistresses are different around these parts…Black leather burkas and they beat you with the same stick they use to herd their goats…
The motorcycle gangs aren’t very tough around these parts…last night they got they asses kicked by a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses….
“No, Hardly Dawson…”
Local villager to his girlfriend watching his farm animals having sex, “I’d sure like to do what he’s doing!”
His girlfriend responds, “I don’t care…. it’s your goat..”
Guy on back: “What did she say?”
Driver: “She said, ‘mumble, mumble…'”
In the U.S. many men read a PLAYBOY and then throw it away in the trash….meanwhile, many men go to bed horny in poor countries…
“Wow, I’d love to be in an arranged marriage with her!”
The local comic compared to Rodney Dangerfield…..’Hey, I get no rice back…I usually get no rice at all….”
I didn’t know that there were TWO Kick Ass’s!!!
Look Saeid. Bare feet. Bare feet! That means they’re easy. We be get lucky tonight.
All your bases are belong to us!
soooo…. that’s what it takes to get a man to notice a women’s flats ***palm to forehead***
“Yes, they’re good looking – but for the love of Allah, get off my backside!”
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