OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Revealed Reviled Reveiled Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Revealed Reviled Reveiled Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Mark Ryan – I didn’t know that there were TWO Kick Ass’s!!!

Second: Mu – She lowered her veil by half an inch, and Hassan’s life was changed forever.

Third: bill – Saheeb really knows how to turn the chicks on, but Askash hates riding bitch…

HONORABLE MENTION

John Burgess“Foxy ladies!”

al-Ameda – “You know, Ahmad, I wish they all could be California girls, don’t you?”

Pinky – “Dude, this time I get the hot one.”

Richard Ward – “You know, sis, if those two crazies always making catcalls at us ever crash their motorbike Uncle Yousef might finally get his kidney transplant”

OzarkHillbilly – Burkas are the cellulite solution. (… but not on a windy day – rodney)

Tex Bx – “Those guys are looking at us.” “Glad I’m in my sexy burka.”

Brian Evans – “Yes, they’re good looking – but for the love of Allah, get off my backside!”

RockThisTown – ‘This motorcycle is worth 20 goats!’

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Women in Burqa’s are just like a piece of chocolate… you never know what’s inside until you poke a finger into their bottom.

Who cued the Meatloaf music?

Allahu SideCar

The Thursday Contest has already been roasted.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I thought Mu’s- She lowered her veil by half an inch, and Hassan’s life was changed forever.– was the best by far.

    Oh, and Rodney? <a href="@OzarkHillbilly: “>PLAGIARISM!!! Iran is just like a box of chocolates. You just don’t know what you are going to get until you bite into a burka.

    OK, not really, 😉 but I take it as a compliment, that 2 sick and twisted minds can think so much alike! Either that or we both watched too much of Forrest Gump.

  2. rodney dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: If I hadn’t seen the Kick Ass movie Mu’s would’ve won. Your version of the Forrest Gump caption reminded me of the ‘stick your finger in the bottom’ version I’d seen some time ago. I just repurposed it fit people in burqa’s instead of people in general.

  3. Pinky says:

    I like “Allahu SideCar”. I don’t understand it, but I like it.