Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, March 31, 2014
Winners will be announced next weekend.
“Much better than the swill we get at the convent.”
“I love lenten rules that count beer like water” “This is Bud light, the rule is true”
These Pope Francis Masses beat the hell out of anything Benedict ever did.
I really thought that German pope would make beer part of the Sacraments, but nope, it took an Argentinian to do it.
When do we get the Tequila shots?
Must be a Celtics game. In Miami they give you cocaine.
What the nuns really do in the Teachers Lounge between classes.
“Drink up. The Crucifixion comes next and it’s great!“
The ACC’s collapse in the NCAA Tournament would cause anyone to drink.
Oh, he said something in Latin. Drink!
“I gave up chocolate for Lent, Sister.”
Hey, say what you want, but beating 3rd Graders is thirsty work!
“Sister, shouldn’t we be drinking wine?”
“The blood of Christ? Are you insane? I’ll stick with this piss.”
“Sister, your $4 small beer & my $7 large beer are the same size – let’s file a class action suit!”
Double proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
“Didn’t Mother Superior tell us not to buy anything indulgent?”
“It’s okay, we’re only renting it.”
Blue Nun’s decision to sponsor the NBA called for a bold advertising strategy.
The correct pronunciation is “Nun Chuggers”.
Beer, so much more than just a communion drink.
How else are you going to get them to sit through a curling match?
In nomine Patris (chug) ,et Filii (chug), et Spiritus Sancti (chug), Amen (burp)
Twin Sisters Double IPA
Nuns who love Busch.
A couple more drinks and these girls were flashing the stage at that Ozzy concert….
Not only the drinking, but giving that Devil salute at that heavy metal concert….
Mother Superior jumped the gin?
A hard day of making elementary school students write lines or beating them with yardsticks sure makes a nun want to unwind….
Tag team drinking, a sister act?
“What we have here is a failure to excommunicate……(Well, the same joke worked the other day for me over at Kevin’s caption contest…)”.
“Deduc me ad ballgame
Deduc me ad populum …”
This becomes medicinal beer, when you drink it with medication. drmrs 4/1/2014
As they hoisted their brewskis, the soon-to-be-former nuns toasted themselves for abandoning one habit and finding another.
“Sister, are you a turtle?”
“vos bet tu dulce asina”
“I don’t know if flashing at a Singing Nun concert was really appropriate…”
@Tillman: Not how I was going to phrase it, but since you got to that idea first I’ll cede it to you.
It started out as water.
Pope says it is ok during March Madness.
“Every time Pope Francis sneaks out of the Vatican at night to feed the poor, we take a drink, okay? Okay.”
“Wait, wait. Um, which one of the seven deadly sins does this one fall under again? None. But seriously if anyone asks, we’re drinking non-alcoholic beer.”
The worst sex fantasy ever….
This Canadian gig sure beats working with guys like William Donahue of the Catholic League.
Sister 1: “So there I was, staring into the face of God!”
Sister2: “Wow, that Jason Bieber has such an inflated ego!”
Nun: “Well, you sure look like the Devil!”
Sister: “That Charles Keating could sure use a “Get Out Of Hell” card right about now…”
After a few more beers, we’re going to find out what’s black and white and red all over.
… I’ve been debating whether this one will land me in hell, but here goes …
“Do I detect a hint of dried cherries?”
At least nuns are honest…..Some other people are so dishonest that you have to worry if they ever ended up in court, that they might take the stand…..
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