OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Two women wearing nun outfits drink beer at the 2014 Tim Hortons Brier curling championships in Kamloops


Winners will be announced next weekend.

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  1. John Burgess says:

    “Much better than the swill we get at the convent.”

  2. Mu says:

    “I love lenten rules that count beer like water” “This is Bud light, the rule is true”

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    These Pope Francis Masses beat the hell out of anything Benedict ever did.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I really thought that German pope would make beer part of the Sacraments, but nope, it took an Argentinian to do it.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    When do we get the Tequila shots?

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Must be a Celtics game. In Miami they give you cocaine.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    What the nuns really do in the Teachers Lounge between classes.

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Drink up. The Crucifixion comes next and it’s great!

  9. Hal_10000 says:

    The ACC’s collapse in the NCAA Tournament would cause anyone to drink.

  10. Hal_10000 says:

    Oh, he said something in Latin. Drink!

  11. Donald Sensing says:

    “I gave up chocolate for Lent, Sister.”

    “Me, too.”

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hey, say what you want, but beating 3rd Graders is thirsty work!

  13. Tillman says:

    “Sister, shouldn’t we be drinking wine?”
    “The blood of Christ? Are you insane? I’ll stick with this piss.”

  14. RockThisTown says:

    “Sister, your $4 small beer & my $7 large beer are the same size – let’s file a class action suit!”

  15. RockThisTown says:

    Double proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

  16. Pinky says:

    “Didn’t Mother Superior tell us not to buy anything indulgent?”
    “It’s okay, we’re only renting it.”

  17. CSK says:

    Blue Nun’s decision to sponsor the NBA called for a bold advertising strategy.

  18. Franklin says:

    The correct pronunciation is “Nun Chuggers”.

  19. He who must not be named says:

    Beer, so much more than just a communion drink.

  20. He who must not be named says:

    How else are you going to get them to sit through a curling match?

  21. John425 says:

    In nomine Patris (chug) ,et Filii (chug), et Spiritus Sancti (chug), Amen (burp)

  22. Franklin says:

    Twin Sisters Double IPA

  23. jd says:

    Nuns who love Busch.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    A couple more drinks and these girls were flashing the stage at that Ozzy concert….

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Not only the drinking, but giving that Devil salute at that heavy metal concert….

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Mother Superior jumped the gin?

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    A hard day of making elementary school students write lines or beating them with yardsticks sure makes a nun want to unwind….

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Tag team drinking, a sister act?

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “What we have here is a failure to excommunicate……(Well, the same joke worked the other day for me over at Kevin’s caption contest…)”.

  30. JWH says:

    “Deduc me ad ballgame
    Deduc me ad populum …”

  31. drmrs says:

    This becomes medicinal beer, when you drink it with medication. drmrs 4/1/2014

  32. JWH says:

    As they hoisted their brewskis, the soon-to-be-former nuns toasted themselves for abandoning one habit and finding another.

  33. rodney dill says:

    “Sister, are you a turtle?”
    “vos bet tu dulce asina”

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “I don’t know if flashing at a Singing Nun concert was really appropriate…”

  35. DrDaveT says:

    @Tillman: Not how I was going to phrase it, but since you got to that idea first I’ll cede it to you.

  36. Melissa Fletcher says:

    It started out as water.

  37. Melissa Fletcher says:

    Pope says it is ok during March Madness.

  38. “Every time Pope Francis sneaks out of the Vatican at night to feed the poor, we take a drink, okay? Okay.”

  39. “Wait, wait. Um, which one of the seven deadly sins does this one fall under again? None. But seriously if anyone asks, we’re drinking non-alcoholic beer.”

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst sex fantasy ever….

  41. al-Ameda says:

    This Canadian gig sure beats working with guys like William Donahue of the Catholic League.

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    Sister 1: “So there I was, staring into the face of God!”

    Sister2: “Wow, that Jason Bieber has such an inflated ego!”

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    Nun: “Well, you sure look like the Devil!”

    Lucifer: “What?”

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    Sister: “That Charles Keating could sure use a “Get Out Of Hell” card right about now…”

  45. Franklin says:

    After a few more beers, we’re going to find out what’s black and white and red all over.

  46. Franklin says:

    … I’ve been debating whether this one will land me in hell, but here goes …

    “Do I detect a hint of dried cherries?”

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    At least nuns are honest…..Some other people are so dishonest that you have to worry if they ever ended up in court, that they might take the stand…..