OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. David in KC says:

    Where’s Aquaman when you need him?

  2. jd says:

    Argh! It’s cold!

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @David in KC: Beat THAT Aquaman!

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    TieDye girl just didn’t have the panache of Flash.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    David Brooks was a lot more fun when he smoked dope.

  6. Moosebreath says:

    No, we called for The Flesh, not the Flash!

  7. al-Ameda says:

    Flash always gets the chick in the bikini!

  8. Tillman says:


  9. Tillman says:

    Minutes before the aptly-named “flash tsunami” hit.

  10. RockThisTown says:

    Re-enacting Obamacare enrollment.

  11. RockThisTown says:

    Al Gore had to disguise himself to avoid getting heckled about global warming in the icy water.

  12. RockThisTown says:

    Anthony Weiner & Sidney Leathers take a plunge in the cold water – which they both needed.

  13. RockThisTown says:

    Joe Biden decided to put himself in cold water instead of the normal hot water he stays in.

  14. RockThisTown says:

    Crew & passengers of the rescued global warming ship trapped in ice show their excitement.

  15. JWH says:

    Hilda reflected that she probably should not have capitalized that one letter when asking for a “Flash mob.”

  16. Pinky says:

    Not a costume. Just an Irish guy who forgot to wear sunscreen.

  17. rodney dill says:

    (Shiver, shiver, shiver)… “Penny.”
    (Shiver, shiver, shiver)… “Penny.”
    (Shiver, shiver, shiver)… “Penny.”

  18. CSK says:

    No one was terribly surprised that the Miley Cyrus remake of Waterworld featured a twerking scene.

  19. jd says:

    Ack! A warm spot!

  20. Pinky says:

    Guys in a costume swim half-price; girls in half a costume swim free.

  21. John425 says:

    The Flash shrieks with glee as someone gives him a “wedgie” .

  22. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @rodney dill: I was trying to come up with a BBT joke and failed. You hit it perfectly!

  23. Abbey Kessman says:

    Proof – Even Super Heroes can act super stupidly!

  24. Pinky says:

    “OK, so the biggest money-makers in film history were Titanic and superhero movies, so I’m thinking…”
    “We remake Titanic with superheroes!”
    “But with a happy ending.”
    “Of course.”
    “And there have got to be sexy superheroes. Like the Penguin, we can make him a woman in a bikini.”
    “We can put everyone in swimsuits! Let’s make it a singles’ cruise instead of some turn-of-the-century thing.”
    “So, for our poster, what I’m picturing is The Flash saying ‘I’m king of the world’ with a bikini-clad Penguin Girl, and everyone else jumping into the warm tropical water in their swimsuits.”

  25. Mu says:

    Flash was going to discuss that “promotional appearance at a swim party, lots of hot women” with his agent in more detail later.

  26. He who must not be named says:

    Obamacare for everyone!

  27. He who must not be named says:

    Why Pajamaboy was drinking hot cocoa.

  28. He who must not be named says:

    I am the master of my … hey, where did it go?

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    First he went into the real cold water, then back at the motel when his wife was up for sex, he didn’t look so super….

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, this water is so cold my outie became an inny!”

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    Grind dancing and cold water doesn’t work….

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    The Flash….Not to be confused with another superhero….The Flasher…

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    The Flash….Certainly better than another superhero, The Gasser…..He eats an entire can of beans and then rides the bus….

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    One beach required the girls to wear one piece suits….A blonde was confused whether to wear a top or a bottom…

  35. HiPlanesDrifter says:

    Warning: shrinkage ahead.