OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Ben Nelms
Winners will be announced after Friday PM.
REUTERS/Ben Nelms
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced after Friday PM.
Where’s Aquaman when you need him?
Argh! It’s cold!
@David in KC: Beat THAT Aquaman!
TieDye girl just didn’t have the panache of Flash.
David Brooks was a lot more fun when he smoked dope.
No, we called for The Flesh, not the Flash!
Flash always gets the chick in the bikini!
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?
Minutes before the aptly-named “flash tsunami” hit.
Re-enacting Obamacare enrollment.
Al Gore had to disguise himself to avoid getting heckled about global warming in the icy water.
Anthony Weiner & Sidney Leathers take a plunge in the cold water – which they both needed.
Joe Biden decided to put himself in cold water instead of the normal hot water he stays in.
Crew & passengers of the rescued global warming ship trapped in ice show their excitement.
Hilda reflected that she probably should not have capitalized that one letter when asking for a “Flash mob.”
Not a costume. Just an Irish guy who forgot to wear sunscreen.
(Shiver, shiver, shiver)… “Penny.”
(Shiver, shiver, shiver)… “Penny.”
(Shiver, shiver, shiver)… “Penny.”
No one was terribly surprised that the Miley Cyrus remake of Waterworld featured a twerking scene.
Ack! A warm spot!
Guys in a costume swim half-price; girls in half a costume swim free.
The Flash shrieks with glee as someone gives him a “wedgie” .
@rodney dill: I was trying to come up with a BBT joke and failed. You hit it perfectly!
Proof – Even Super Heroes can act super stupidly!
“OK, so the biggest money-makers in film history were Titanic and superhero movies, so I’m thinking…”
“We remake Titanic with superheroes!”
“Exactly!”
“But with a happy ending.”
“Of course.”
“And there have got to be sexy superheroes. Like the Penguin, we can make him a woman in a bikini.”
“We can put everyone in swimsuits! Let’s make it a singles’ cruise instead of some turn-of-the-century thing.”
“So, for our poster, what I’m picturing is The Flash saying ‘I’m king of the world’ with a bikini-clad Penguin Girl, and everyone else jumping into the warm tropical water in their swimsuits.”
Flash was going to discuss that “promotional appearance at a swim party, lots of hot women” with his agent in more detail later.
Obamacare for everyone!
Why Pajamaboy was drinking hot cocoa.
I am the master of my … hey, where did it go?
First he went into the real cold water, then back at the motel when his wife was up for sex, he didn’t look so super….
“Hey, this water is so cold my outie became an inny!”
Grind dancing and cold water doesn’t work….
The Flash….Not to be confused with another superhero….The Flasher…
The Flash….Certainly better than another superhero, The Gasser…..He eats an entire can of beans and then rides the bus….
One beach required the girls to wear one piece suits….A blonde was confused whether to wear a top or a bottom…
Warning: shrinkage ahead.