Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, April 20, 2015
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“….And to think some thought Saturday mail service was dead!”
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST?
“…and to think, a friend of mine thought the only way to keep 6 day mail service was to give the mail to Jehovah’s Witnesses or Mormons to bring door to door…”
THE WRONG BROTHERS?
A Not Quite Wright Brother?
Who knew that a POPULAR MECHANICS weekend project could mean so much trouble?
Looking back, his parents should not have discouraged him taking up the tuba as a hobby afterall…
A German Psychiatrist: ” I treated Andreas Lubitz for mental health problems and depression. I knew Andreas Lubitz. Sir, you’re no German co-pilot…”
The post office response to “Marine One sponsored by FedEx” was considered weak.
Fences, borders, barricades, ramparts . . . . what difference, at this point, does it make?
Lance Armstrong turns from bicycles to gyrocopters. . . and goes all Postal.
“OK, now it says to attach strut L to flange BB using the 8 mm Allen bolts in packet #3. What the hell is an Allen bolt???”
Obama’s Presidency slowed the rise of the oceans, but slowing the rise of people over the White House fence has proven elusive.
Not even a smidgen of aviation.
I dunno but I don’t think this is the right way to steer this thing.
An Affordable Air Act?
“Let me be clear: if you’re a family making less than $250K/yr, you will not see your gyrocopters go up.”
‘Conned . . . James Conned.’
“Wait a minute, only black helicopters
have clearance to land here”
The proud workers at the USPS are happy to announce: “going postal” has an entirely new meaning.
…and then things took an Immelman turn for the worst.
Chris Christie does what other Republicans only *wish* they could do: take down the United States Postal Service.
If Chris Christie was involved in this, then this project would never have gotten off the ground…
Wow! The the Millennium Falcon cruiser from the new STAR WARS looks pretty cheap. Worse yet, I hear R2-D2 is played by WD40 to save money…
Shut up and load it on the truck. The HillaryBus didn’t work out so she wants this.
“Neither snow nor NORAD nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this courier from the swift completion of his civil disobedience”
Guys in the suits:
“No, I am pretty super sure YOU were supposed to be looking up. I was supposed to be looking down and to the left”
Sorry to hear about the Tea Party uprising Mr. Boehner, where do you want this thing sir?
Checking his undies after a scary crash landing, Billy now knows the answer to “What Can Brown Do For You?”
@Franklin: Holy Crap!
@Franklin: “So what’s the biggest factor in a successful crash landing?”
The USPS announces that, “due to our gyrocopter failure, the price for an airmail stamp will increase by 50 cents.”
Amazon.com’s drone crash is swiftly blamed on the Post Office.
“…And to think, I thought it was just FEDEX who hired anyone!”
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