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Helicopter Lands On Lawn Of U.S. Capitol

(Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images) 9/17

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    “….And to think some thought Saturday mail service was dead!”

  2. Paul Hooson says:


  3. Paul Hooson says:

    Wrongway Feldman?

  4. Paul Hooson says:

    “…and to think, a friend of mine thought the only way to keep 6 day mail service was to give the mail to Jehovah’s Witnesses or Mormons to bring door to door…”

  5. Paul Hooson says:


  6. Paul Hooson says:

    A Not Quite Wright Brother?

  7. Paul Hooson says:

    Who knew that a POPULAR MECHANICS weekend project could mean so much trouble?

  8. Paul Hooson says:

    Looking back, his parents should not have discouraged him taking up the tuba as a hobby afterall…

  9. Paul Hooson says:

    A German Psychiatrist: ” I treated Andreas Lubitz for mental health problems and depression. I knew Andreas Lubitz. Sir, you’re no German co-pilot…”

  10. Mu says:

    The post office response to “Marine One sponsored by FedEx” was considered weak.

  11. RockThisTown says:

    Fences, borders, barricades, ramparts . . . . what difference, at this point, does it make?

  12. RockThisTown says:

    Lance Armstrong turns from bicycles to gyrocopters. . . and goes all Postal.

  13. DrDaveT says:

    “OK, now it says to attach strut L to flange BB using the 8 mm Allen bolts in packet #3. What the hell is an Allen bolt???”

  14. RockThisTown says:

    Obama’s Presidency slowed the rise of the oceans, but slowing the rise of people over the White House fence has proven elusive.

  15. RockThisTown says:

    Not even a smidgen of aviation.

  16. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I dunno but I don’t think this is the right way to steer this thing.

  17. RockThisTown says:

    An Affordable Air Act?

  18. RockThisTown says:

    “Let me be clear: if you’re a family making less than $250K/yr, you will not see your gyrocopters go up.”

  19. RockThisTown says:

    ‘Conned . . . James Conned.’

  20. al-Ameda says:

    “Wait a minute, only black helicopters
    have clearance to land here”

  21. Franklin says:

    The proud workers at the USPS are happy to announce: “going postal” has an entirely new meaning.

  22. rodney dill says:

    …and then things took an Immelman turn for the worst.

  23. Franklin says:

    Chris Christie does what other Republicans only *wish* they could do: take down the United States Postal Service.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    If Chris Christie was involved in this, then this project would never have gotten off the ground…

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Wow! The the Millennium Falcon cruiser from the new STAR WARS looks pretty cheap. Worse yet, I hear R2-D2 is played by WD40 to save money…

  26. Guarneri says:

    Shut up and load it on the truck. The HillaryBus didn’t work out so she wants this.

  27. markm says:

    “Neither snow nor NORAD nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this courier from the swift completion of his civil disobedience”

  28. markm says:

    Guys in the suits:

    “No, I am pretty super sure YOU were supposed to be looking up. I was supposed to be looking down and to the left”

  29. Tony W says:

    Sorry to hear about the Tea Party uprising Mr. Boehner, where do you want this thing sir?

  30. Franklin says:

    Checking his undies after a scary crash landing, Billy now knows the answer to “What Can Brown Do For You?”

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    @Franklin: Holy Crap!

  32. rodney dill says:

    @Franklin: “So what’s the biggest factor in a successful crash landing?”
    “Eh….. Depends.”

  33. John425 says:

    The USPS announces that, “due to our gyrocopter failure, the price for an airmail stamp will increase by 50 cents.”

    Amazon.com’s drone crash is swiftly blamed on the Post Office.

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “…And to think, I thought it was just FEDEX who hired anyone!”