OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Wright Stuff Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Wright Stuff Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images) 9/17
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: al-Ameda – “Wait a minute, only black helicopters have clearance to land here”
Second: Franklin – Checking his undies after a scary crash landing, Billy now knows the answer to “What Can Brown Do For You?”
Third: Guarneri – Shut up and load it on the truck. The HillaryBus didn’t work out so she wants this.
HONORABLE MENTION
Mu – The post office response to “Marine One sponsored by FedEx” was considered weak.
RockThisTown – Fences, borders, barricades, ramparts . . . . what difference, at this point, does it make?
markm – “Neither snow nor NORAD nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this courier from the swift completion of his civil disobedience”
Paul Hooson – “….And to think some thought Saturday mail service was dead!”
OzarkHillbilly – I dunno but I don’t think this is the right way to steer this thing.
John425 – Amazon.com’s drone crash is swiftly blamed on the Post Office.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“…and I live in a van down by the river”
These Congressional franking privileges have got to stop.
Why is Chris Christie pushing that copter?
These GOP Presidential candidacy announcements have gotten out of control.
Harrison Ford crashes an aircraft once again. Insists on being referred to as Han Solo.
USPS… Fly like an Eagle
Upon hearing of the autogyro crash Rand Paul immediately called for a bill banning Greek food from vending machines.
OK guys, I had very little this time and my few submissions were really pretty weak. And yet I won an Honorable Mention. Really, that is a serious indictment of my competition. Either that or Rodney’s sense of humor has tanked as badly as Lee at Gettysburg.
That said, I still thought Guarneri’s – Shut up and load it on the truck. The HillaryBus didn’t work out so she wants this.
was a winner.
An honorable mention is always appreciated by me….Thank you!
@OzarkHillbilly: Ouch. I thought there were some good submissions, particularly by Rodney himself.
Also, I learned the word “franking” and, this uh … this is embarrassing, but I finally found out what a “rampart” was.
Thank you OTB. Also, I’d like to thank my family, my accountant, my agent, and my attorney – without you, none of this would have been possible.
@OzarkHillbilly: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.
@OzarkHillbilly:
Thanks. Only a picture of a broom could have teed it up better. Now, what to do with big tricycles?!