OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM




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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. John Burgess says:

    Boehner: “Yep, you drained it. The economy, that is. Too bad about the putt.”

  2. Lgbpop says:

    You just stand still, Mr. Speaker, – just like that! – and I’ll show you my plan for the American economy.

  3. hey norm says:

    If yer really gonna try to raise $1B for yer campaign Mr. President…well…let me just show you how I recieve “donations” from them Koch Brothers.

  4. hey norm says:

    Well dammit if you aren’t right Mr. President…them taxes are so low I have to bend over to see ’em.

  5. MstrB says:

    I think I just got a boehner.

  6. Franklin says:

    Ow, my bad back! Too bad ObamaCare won’t take care of it.

  7. Jodie says:

    Boehner thinking: I’ve got him right where I want him. Hee hee!

    Obama thinking: We’re raising the debt limit! We’re raising the debt limit!

  8. Herb says:

    As Boehner doubles over in tears, Obama soothes him, “It’s alright, John. It’s just a missed putt, not the end of the world.”

  9. Mr. Prosser says:

    Like Judge Smails, Boehner suddenly realizes he’s been beaten by a man he thought was no more than a caddy.

  10. Drew says:

    You misread it, Mr. President, it breaks to the right, not the left.

  11. FormerHostage says:

    If yer really gonna try to raise $1B for yer campaign Mr. President…well…let me just show you how I recieve you received “donations” from them Koch Brothers George Soros.

    FIFY…you’re welcome.

  12. FormerHostage says:

    Obama: No no no! When you meet foreign dignitaries you also have to lower your eyes!

  13. FormerHostage says:

    Boehner suddenly realizes he’s dealing with someone who’s not smart enough to be a caddy.

  14. You’re still out.

  15. Thank you very little.

  16. Fifty buck the Geithner kid picks his nose.

  17. Hey Norm says:

    I would think that a caption contest, where you are only limited by your own imagination and creativity would be free of the bitterness and anger that drives someone to hijack anothers entry. But I guess not.

  18. rodney dill says:

    Like begets like.

  19. Yes, well I have little trouble believing you’re below par Mr. President.

  20. Boehner: Do you know why it’s called golf Mr. President? Because all the other four letter words were already taken.

  21. Your ball rolled over the back of the green. I guess your ability to spin isn’t as good as you thought it was.

  22. High draw or power fade?

  23. Yeah, I’m impressed by McIlroy too. Your lilting Irish brogue O’bama? Not so much.

  24. The USGA played at Congressional. Obama just plays Congress.

  25. What would David Feherty do?

  26. I don’t care that you four-putted, Mr. President. You’re awesome!

  27. I was just thinking, Mr. Speaker, that you are living proof that anyone over the age of 30 should never wear shorts in public.

  28. “Did you hear about the man who was arrested for beating his wife to death with a four iron?”

    “No, what?”

    “Cops asked him how many times he hit her. ‘Six or seven,’ he replied, ‘but please just put me down for a five.'”

  29. Mr. President, I think that damn gopher got my ball again.

  30. “BE…the ball, Mr. Speaker. BE…the ball.”

  31. “Wait, Mr. Speaker. If we’re both here playing golf, who’s running the country…into the ground?”

  32. “Funny thing, Mr. Speaker. This time last year, I was obsessed with Gulf, too.”

  33. “Funny thing, Mr. Speaker. This time last year, I was obsessed with filling a hole-in-one in the Gulf.”

  34. “Sure you got enough Sunblock on there, Mr. Speaker? Remember, my healthcare plan doesn’t go into effect until 2014.”

  35. “Okay, Mr. President. I’m ready for my prostate examine under your healthcare plan.”

  36. “Now this is what I call bipartisanship!”

  37. Now that’s bipartisanship!

  38. “Mr. President, I bet you this next shot goes the way of Greece…straight down the hole.”

  39. Peterh says:

    Deciphering this green is like deciphering the last GOP non-debate

  40. Peterh says:

    Dude…..the only thing missing in this putt is a windmill…..

  41. Peterh says:

    Alright Mr. President…..I’ve assumed the position…..be gentle….

  42. Peterh says:

    I think this putt is gonna be an amped badass when it enters the bazza and then biffes it at the end…..

  43. John425 says:

    Boehner: “Yup, you broke to the left and are a trillion short, Mr. President.”

  44. Drew says:

    hey norm………get a life.

  45. Drew says:

    Trust me, John, use your driver. Trust me.

  46. And at the end of the round, they’ll be 14 trillion over par.

    Apologies to Jay Leno

  47. Maggie Mama says:

    “To the right, to the right, just a little more, YES! See, Mr. President, that’s why I’m a better golfer than you!”

  48. Michael Hamm says:

    Obama: My putter is longer than yours.

  49. “I don’t mean to rush you, Mr. Speaker. But, um, Nancy Pelosi just asked if she could play through.”

  50. “I didn’t mean to suggest that you play like a girl, Mr. Speaker. Only that Nancy Pelosi just asked if she could play through.”

  51. “Let me be the first to say, welcome back to the Old Boys’ New Mens’ Club, Mr. President.”

  52. “I didn’t mean to suggest that you play like a girl, Mr. President. Only that Nancy Pelosi just asked if she could play through.”