OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


People dressed as Santa Claus pose on their stand-up paddles as they cross Lake Aegerisee near Oberaegeri, Switzerland December 5, 2015.  REUTERS/Arnd Wiegmann      TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. markm says:

    “The Paris Climate Agreement was too little too late….Santa was forced to go aquatic”

  2. markm says:

    “So four Santa’s and a Jedi paddleboard up to a bar and…….”

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The North Pole just ain’t what it used to be.

  4. markm says:

    A stunning new poll shows that four out of five Santa’s are pro-waterboarding….

  5. CSK says:

    The photo shoot for the new Beach Boys Christmas album reflected the fact that the boys are no longer quite able to ride the wild surf.

  6. Mu says:

    “Ok guys, this is where the sled sunk when the ice gave way”

  7. RockThisTown says:

    The media is finally proven correct – the Obama administration does walk on water.

  8. jd says:

    ♫ Which one of these is not like the others?

  9. Jc says:

    On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four paddling Santas… and one Obi-Wan Ken-O-Bi!

  10. al-Ameda says:

    The War on Christmas will be won on the seas and lakes

  11. James Pearce says:

    Of course I’m using a paddleboard. It’s the other guy who walks on water.

  12. Moosebreath says:

    On Paddler! On Swimmer! On Floater and Diver!

  13. Franklin says:

    The Red Wings (sporting nifty playoff beards), are caught unprepared for global warming.

  14. DrDaveT says:

    Not everyone was pleased when the International Brotherhood of Magical Christmas Personages decided to invite La Befana to the summer picnic.

  15. Jeremy says:

    New research shows that Jedi Masters do not permanently become Force spirits after they die, but eventually become Santas.

  16. Franklin says:

    “I forgot my Jedi Ski”
    “Ha ha ha, you sleigh me, brother!”

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    Four Santas & A Sign Of The Apocalypse….Nothing could be more seasonal than this?

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Sitting on four of these Santa’s laps is fine. But, sitting on the lap of Death is less satisfying…

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m Jewish, so you have to excuse me….but, when did Death join Santa as a Christmas figure?”

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m not impressed with this close to Christmas gimmick at the Republican debate. And. leave it up to Donald Trump to be the odd man out by wearing a Halloween costume…”.

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    With Death going for a ride, you’re up a creek without a paddle…

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    How five Los Angeles school district students spent their fake school threat vacation…

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, this is more safe than those cheap knock-off Chinese hovercrafts….

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, this is what got left after those animal right activists made Santa get rid of his reindeer…

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Rudolph is involved in a little labor dispute with Santa this year…

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Rudolph is involved in a little labor dispute with Santa this year…

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    Leave it to Jim Morrison to be the dark one on The Doors Christmas album…

  28. Franklin says:

    Riiiiiiiiii-cola!

  29. John430 says:

    “Not Santa Clauses they are.”—Yoda (in upcoming movie)

  30. Wyatt says:

    The Four Norsemen of the Apocalypse.

  31. rodney dill says:

    Ted Cruz’s new Navy is prepared to defeat ISIS.

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    “Did your hear where this group of Santa’s looked like a MONTY PYTHON skit when they had to punish a naughty girl with the boat oar padde?”.

    “How’s that?”.

    “Well, it took one to hold her down while the other four manned the oar…”.

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    What Christmas wouldn’t be complete without a visit from death, er I mean St. Nick…

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, it looks like Holland is still sticking with their blackface Zwarte Piet tradition….

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    One Santa gave a good boy a bike, and he loved it….

    Another Santa gave a good girl a doll, and she loved it….

    A third Santa gave a naughty boy a lump of coal, and he hated it…

    The fourth Santa gave a grownup naughty girl a spanking stick…..She loved it!

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    Least popular, yet overcrowded, Salvation Army bell ringer location…

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    A Salvation Army bell ringer turf war in the making…

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    Department store Santas minus the department store…

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Since when did Norway’s Navy join the fight against ISIS?

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, the modern day Vikings are only a ghost of what they once were…

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    Viking ships are less impressive these days…

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, the new version of McHale’s Navy is not so much…

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    If you think that Santa’s Navy ships suck, then you should see his subs…

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    “You sunk my battlehip!”.

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    MUTINY ON THE BOUNCEY

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    One woman in a parka and four Santas. Gee Eskimo porn sucks…

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    Apparently Santa lives in a no-fly zone this year…

  48. John430 says:

    Yikes! Vikings stunned to learn that the Valkyries are actually old men!”