Monday, December 14, 2015
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“The Paris Climate Agreement was too little too late….Santa was forced to go aquatic”
“So four Santa’s and a Jedi paddleboard up to a bar and…….”
The North Pole just ain’t what it used to be.
A stunning new poll shows that four out of five Santa’s are pro-waterboarding….
The photo shoot for the new Beach Boys Christmas album reflected the fact that the boys are no longer quite able to ride the wild surf.
“Ok guys, this is where the sled sunk when the ice gave way”
The media is finally proven correct – the Obama administration does walk on water.
♫ Which one of these is not like the others?
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four paddling Santas… and one Obi-Wan Ken-O-Bi!
The War on Christmas will be won on the seas and lakes
Of course I’m using a paddleboard. It’s the other guy who walks on water.
On Paddler! On Swimmer! On Floater and Diver!
The Red Wings (sporting nifty playoff beards), are caught unprepared for global warming.
Not everyone was pleased when the International Brotherhood of Magical Christmas Personages decided to invite La Befana to the summer picnic.
New research shows that Jedi Masters do not permanently become Force spirits after they die, but eventually become Santas.
“I forgot my Jedi Ski”
“Ha ha ha, you sleigh me, brother!”
Four Santas & A Sign Of The Apocalypse….Nothing could be more seasonal than this?
Sitting on four of these Santa’s laps is fine. But, sitting on the lap of Death is less satisfying…
“I’m Jewish, so you have to excuse me….but, when did Death join Santa as a Christmas figure?”
“I’m not impressed with this close to Christmas gimmick at the Republican debate. And. leave it up to Donald Trump to be the odd man out by wearing a Halloween costume…”.
With Death going for a ride, you’re up a creek without a paddle…
How five Los Angeles school district students spent their fake school threat vacation…
Sadly, this is more safe than those cheap knock-off Chinese hovercrafts….
Sadly, this is what got left after those animal right activists made Santa get rid of his reindeer…
Rudolph is involved in a little labor dispute with Santa this year…
Leave it to Jim Morrison to be the dark one on The Doors Christmas album…
“Not Santa Clauses they are.”—Yoda (in upcoming movie)
The Four Norsemen of the Apocalypse.
Ted Cruz’s new Navy is prepared to defeat ISIS.
“Did your hear where this group of Santa’s looked like a MONTY PYTHON skit when they had to punish a naughty girl with the boat oar padde?”.
“Well, it took one to hold her down while the other four manned the oar…”.
What Christmas wouldn’t be complete without a visit from death, er I mean St. Nick…
Sadly, it looks like Holland is still sticking with their blackface Zwarte Piet tradition….
One Santa gave a good boy a bike, and he loved it….
Another Santa gave a good girl a doll, and she loved it….
A third Santa gave a naughty boy a lump of coal, and he hated it…
The fourth Santa gave a grownup naughty girl a spanking stick…..She loved it!
Least popular, yet overcrowded, Salvation Army bell ringer location…
A Salvation Army bell ringer turf war in the making…
Department store Santas minus the department store…
Since when did Norway’s Navy join the fight against ISIS?
Sadly, the modern day Vikings are only a ghost of what they once were…
Viking ships are less impressive these days…
Sadly, the new version of McHale’s Navy is not so much…
If you think that Santa’s Navy ships suck, then you should see his subs…
“You sunk my battlehip!”.
MUTINY ON THE BOUNCEY
One woman in a parka and four Santas. Gee Eskimo porn sucks…
Apparently Santa lives in a no-fly zone this year…
Yikes! Vikings stunned to learn that the Valkyries are actually old men!”
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