OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

People dressed as Santa Claus pose on their stand-up paddles as they cross Lake Aegerisee near Oberaegeri, Switzerland December 5, 2015.  REUTERS/Arnd Wiegmann      TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY

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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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  1. markm says:

    “The Paris Climate Agreement was too little too late….Santa was forced to go aquatic”

  2. markm says:

    “So four Santa’s and a Jedi paddleboard up to a bar and…….”

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The North Pole just ain’t what it used to be.

  4. markm says:

    A stunning new poll shows that four out of five Santa’s are pro-waterboarding….

  5. CSK says:

    The photo shoot for the new Beach Boys Christmas album reflected the fact that the boys are no longer quite able to ride the wild surf.

  6. Mu says:

    “Ok guys, this is where the sled sunk when the ice gave way”

  7. RockThisTown says:

    The media is finally proven correct – the Obama administration does walk on water.

  8. jd says:

    ♫ Which one of these is not like the others?

  9. Jc says:

    On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four paddling Santas… and one Obi-Wan Ken-O-Bi!

  10. al-Ameda says:

    The War on Christmas will be won on the seas and lakes

  11. James Pearce says:

    Of course I’m using a paddleboard. It’s the other guy who walks on water.

  12. Moosebreath says:

    On Paddler! On Swimmer! On Floater and Diver!

  13. Franklin says:

    The Red Wings (sporting nifty playoff beards), are caught unprepared for global warming.

  14. DrDaveT says:

    Not everyone was pleased when the International Brotherhood of Magical Christmas Personages decided to invite La Befana to the summer picnic.

  15. Jeremy says:

    New research shows that Jedi Masters do not permanently become Force spirits after they die, but eventually become Santas.

  16. Franklin says:

    “I forgot my Jedi Ski”
    “Ha ha ha, you sleigh me, brother!”

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    Four Santas & A Sign Of The Apocalypse….Nothing could be more seasonal than this?

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Sitting on four of these Santa’s laps is fine. But, sitting on the lap of Death is less satisfying…

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m Jewish, so you have to excuse me….but, when did Death join Santa as a Christmas figure?”

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m not impressed with this close to Christmas gimmick at the Republican debate. And. leave it up to Donald Trump to be the odd man out by wearing a Halloween costume…”.

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    With Death going for a ride, you’re up a creek without a paddle…

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    How five Los Angeles school district students spent their fake school threat vacation…

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, this is more safe than those cheap knock-off Chinese hovercrafts….

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, this is what got left after those animal right activists made Santa get rid of his reindeer…

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Rudolph is involved in a little labor dispute with Santa this year…

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Rudolph is involved in a little labor dispute with Santa this year…

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    Leave it to Jim Morrison to be the dark one on The Doors Christmas album…

  28. Franklin says:


  29. John430 says:

    “Not Santa Clauses they are.”—Yoda (in upcoming movie)

  30. Wyatt says:

    The Four Norsemen of the Apocalypse.

  31. rodney dill says:

    Ted Cruz’s new Navy is prepared to defeat ISIS.

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    “Did your hear where this group of Santa’s looked like a MONTY PYTHON skit when they had to punish a naughty girl with the boat oar padde?”.

    “How’s that?”.

    “Well, it took one to hold her down while the other four manned the oar…”.

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    What Christmas wouldn’t be complete without a visit from death, er I mean St. Nick…

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, it looks like Holland is still sticking with their blackface Zwarte Piet tradition….

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    One Santa gave a good boy a bike, and he loved it….

    Another Santa gave a good girl a doll, and she loved it….

    A third Santa gave a naughty boy a lump of coal, and he hated it…

    The fourth Santa gave a grownup naughty girl a spanking stick…..She loved it!

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    Least popular, yet overcrowded, Salvation Army bell ringer location…

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    A Salvation Army bell ringer turf war in the making…

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    Department store Santas minus the department store…

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Since when did Norway’s Navy join the fight against ISIS?

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, the modern day Vikings are only a ghost of what they once were…

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    Viking ships are less impressive these days…

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, the new version of McHale’s Navy is not so much…

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    If you think that Santa’s Navy ships suck, then you should see his subs…

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    “You sunk my battlehip!”.

  45. Paul Hooson says:


  46. Paul Hooson says:

    One woman in a parka and four Santas. Gee Eskimo porn sucks…

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    Apparently Santa lives in a no-fly zone this year…

  48. John430 says:

    Yikes! Vikings stunned to learn that the Valkyries are actually old men!”