OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Gravity Sucks Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Gravity Sucks Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


A truly enjoyable contest… Here are the winners…


First: MstrB – Don’t land in Arizona, don’t land in Arizona, don’t land in Arizona…

Second: John BurgessFelix Baumgartner does his always-popular impression of Obama poll ratings.

Third(tie): Vast Variety. – You really can see Russia from here.

Third(tie): Mr. Prosser – Baumgartner’s favorite cartoon character? Wile E. Coyote.


Timothy Watson♫ “And I’m free, I’m free fallin'” ♫

Jeremy“Gotta hit 88, gotta hit 88, gotta hit 88…”

David – If I fall faster than the speed of sound, will I be able to hear political commercials? No? Lets do this!

Robert W. ArmijoAt first, Felix Baumgartner dismissed the sense of Déjà vu he was feeling as the ill effects of the high altitude. Then it hit him: he was stuck in a quantum loop.

He who must not be named – Hold my beer and watch this. – and – If you can’t think of at least three David Bowie references, you aren’t trying.

Donald sensingFrom ground station: “Sorry, Felix, you should have thought of that before takeoff.”

Doug Mataconis“I’m jumping 128,000 feet and I bet the lead item on the news tonight will be about Honey Boo Boo.”

KRM – “That’s one LARGE step for man…”

Greg – “That’s one small step for mankind, and one giant leap for a man.”


“Best rendition by the UW Badgers Marching Band of that ‘House of Pain’ classic… ever…”

Nine point eight meters per second per second… not just a good idea, its the law.

“We want fearless freep.”

“Klaatu Barada Biden”

Arthur Dent School of Flight. lesson one.

“Where’d the whale and potted petunia come from?”

The Monday Contest still has something to say.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Jeremy says:

    A lot of those Bottom of the Barrel entries are actually pretty good. I love “Klaatu Barada Biden.”

  2. rodney dill says:

    @Jeremy: Thanks, those are my entires, so I can’t really include them in the winners.