OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Survivor - Ohio Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Survivor – Ohio Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: jd – This presidential campaign just leaves a bad taste in our mouths.

Second: Tillman – For at least an hour, Hank Azaria didn’t realize he was singing with real Maori instead of performing with a comedy improv troupe.

Third: KRM – Not surprisingly, Andrew Sullivan’s worst nightmare was also his favorite.


Stormy DragonThe worst KISS tribute band ever

OzarkHillbilly – The Democratic Congressional Caucus listens to Mitt Romney’s acceptance speech.

John BurgessThe “Get Out the Vote” effort in San Francisco was temporarily halted for a reappraisal.

Gromitt Gunn – A deleted scene from the video of Maroon 5-s “Moves Like Maori.”

Renea SMith – Dude, tofu for dinner?

CSK – The opening act for Occupy New Zealand was, the critics agreed, boffo.


After the internet had been down for only 1 minute and 38 seconds.

Tigers fans did not take losing the World Series all that well.

One did wonder just what Obama had in his binders.

While both sided continued to spin their version of the polls, a new study was released on the effect the election was having on the pollsters.

Prince Charles: “I don’t remember the making faces and tongue part of this dance.”
Dancer: “You never brought Camilla along before.”

The Thursday Contest has already been slapped on the back.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Rodney, I got to thinkin’ after the last one and I think I won once before, I do not recall for certain.

    Either way, another honorable mention tells me my sense of humor is non-partisan…. unlike the rest of me 😉

    But really…. What do i have to do to reach the bottom of the barrel? That... is the Grail I seek.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Do I have to rape a rabbit with sharp pointy teeth? Eat biscuits with mustard? Speak of the paths of righteous men and the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil????

    Please tell me, or I will lay my vengeance upon thee.

  3. rodney dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: I can give you two answers and you’ll have to decide which one is for you.
    1. To reach the bottom of the barrel you need to strike such an accute chord of depravity and humor that mere mortals cannot but aspire to reach it.
    2. Its just the place where I put the captions that I think of, since I can’t actually compete in the contest.

  4. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    @rodney dill: I choose 3. All of the above.