OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Jump The Shark Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Jump The Shark Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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Photo by STF/Associated Press

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Hal 10000Due to the sequester, gravity has been suspended in some parts of the world.

Second: Mu – Democrats celebrating Bachman/Santorum 2016

Third: JeremyGravity: It’s Not Just A Good Idea, It’s The Law.

HONORABLE MENTION

Donald SensingSynchronized minefield clearing did not gain approval of the Olympic Committee since there rarely were enough survivors to award all three medals.

OzarkHillbilly – Israeli target practice.

John BurgessWow! Sure is a good thing we jumped when we heard the bolt being engaged!

JKB – Ishtar – the musical

jd – What a HORRIBLE place to respawn!

Patrick McCainSenator Feinstein shows how a 5-bullet limit to ammunition clips is enough to get the job done.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Flyovers at ball games just aren’t the same anymore.

The Arthur Dent School of Flight

The Young Islamic Suicide Bomber Association strives to achieve the same level of recognition as the YMCA.

Who’s the fifth Beatle this time?

I never did like this episode of Glee Club.

The Thursday Contest is already practiced at Perestroika.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.