OTB Caption Contest Winners

The The Audubon Autobahn Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The The Audubon Autobahn Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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First: OzarkHillbilly – President Obama didn’t fool any one at the NRA with his Charlton Heston impersonation.

Second: Hal 10000Sequester cuts and other budget pressures have severely scaled back California’s plans for high speed rail.

Third: Moosebreath – Dave wishes he can graduate from NASCAR’s junior circuit.


Patrick McCainAssad threatens Israel with Russian arms.

CSK – When Mitt Romney threatened to defund PBS, Big Bird sought-and quickly found-lucrative employment in the private sector.

John425 – Weiner enters Democrat primary race.

John BurgessThe latest CAFE standards are really going to change the way Americans commute, for once and for all.

Paul Hooson“You cheated…you supercharged your ostrich on meth!”

Robert W. ArmijoDespite its exotic allure, Ostrich off track betting (OOTB) left much to be desired.


Mitt Romney still has nightmares about Big Bird.

“Release the Llamas”

If you’ve ever had a relative perish, right after saying “Hey y’all, Watch this!” You just may be a redneck.

Why do I keep hearing the Chicken Reel

The Monday Contest just left the Necron99 party.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Well thank you kindly, Rodney. Who doesn’t enjoy a good ostrich on meth joke these days. … I well remember my own grandmother working so hard, slaving away for long hours, just to prepare some good ostrich on meth jokes for the grandchildren when I was a kid, God bless her!

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    First: OzarkHillbilly –