OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Trinity Exchange Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Trinity Exchange Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Paul HoosonA very religious Black man tries for years to join a segregated church in his small town, but he gets turned away each time. “Lord, I’ve tried for years to get into that church…” God responded, “Don’t worry about it son. I’ve tried for years to get into that church myself…”

Second: Pinky – “For Allah, press 1…”

Third: Mu – “What do you mean by you don’t deliver?”

HONORABLE MENTION

al-Ameda – “God, what’s the deal with the Pay Phone?”

Tony W – Yeah Mommy, (sniff) then they made fun of my Hammer Pants

markm – “thanks bro….I don’t know how you did it but sending Fielder to the Rangers was a miracle”

OzarkHillbilly – The inevitable reaction when one figures out they are really talking to Friedrich Nietzsche.

John425 – Penitent caller: “But she swore she was eighteen…”

He who must not be named – I hear Lily Tomlin saying, “Because we’re the phone company, which might as well be God to you.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

…but what if R.E.M. is right?

Don’t fear the reaper… I need more cowbell…

Hello… My name is Peggy…

I shoot ’em and you sort ’em out… got it.

…but what if I don’t want to go to Nineveh?

On Phone: “Noah? How long can you tread water?”

The Holy Smokes exhibit at the Burning Man

…Yes… I’ll hold…

Hello, Brahma… this is Sam… You know… Mahatsamatman…

The Monday Contest has already jilted Peter Fonda.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. andrew e. says:

    I walked past this many times at Burning Man this year. I should have gone in but I figured me and Him didn’t have much to say to each other.

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you so much Rodney. I loved this religious joke myself. If given half the choice, I’d rather always pray someone up than tear them down in some way. I used to host some Bible study groups at my home at one time, and I loved to tell some inspirational and clean jokes like this that were both encouraging and faith building. This one was one of my favorites to tell. Everyone loved this story.

  3. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: I knew it was a recycled joke, I think I’ve heard a version of it before. Probably didn’t fit the picture as good as it could, but it was too funny.

  4. Paul Hooson says:

    @rodney dill: I can’t take full credit for this joke. But, I did love my version of it and the great reuse of the punchline. It’s a greal moral story as well as clever I think. I don’t know who credit for older versions of this joke. But, the premise is great.

  5. Mark Ryan says:

    Awe man, I would have put: “Uh Lois, there’s a man burning here but I forgot my suit, can you bring it to me……don’t forget the cape.”, “I said please, didn’t I?”