OTB Caption Contest Winners

The I Didn't Say Equal Opportunity Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The I Didn’t Say Equal Opportunity Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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First: HiPlanesDrifter – “Yes, that’s two websites we’ve now made functional.”

Second: Pinky – Ever since the Mandela funeral, the President has been crowd-sourcing his sign language translation.

Third: al-Ameda – “Kenneth, what is the frequency?”


Franklin – Good question! For the answer, I need to phone a friend.

Mark Ryan – Obama- “I need a volunteer quickly to pull my pin…….(rrrrrrrrriiiiiiip)……..ky.”

RockThisTown – “It’s Bush’s fault I can’t do ‘Hook ’em Horns’ correctly.”

OzarkHillbilly – A FOX News camera caught President Obama and an MSNBC reporter exchanging secret liberal hand signals during news conferences.

Mu – Don’t call me, I call you

CSK – The president’s sign language teleprompter was rudimentary, but reasonably effective.


“…but Mr. President, wouldn’t those without internet access, NOT have the opportunity to visit the web site?”

Cue the ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ closing credits music….

OK…. now hold it up to your forehead…

“…and this is for times when I can’t say “Palomino.””

That depends on what the definition of ‘Brother Iz is.’

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.