OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Bad Robot Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Bad Robot Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

A prop depicting a character from the video game "Titanfall" is on display before the opening day of the Electronic Entertainment Expo, or E3, in Los Angeles

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First: Pinky – The battle between Iron Man and Irony Man was short. It was Iron Man’s worst loss, ironically.

Second: OzarkHillbilly – Uhhhh, Houston? We have a problem here.

Third: PAUL HOOSON – “Oil can?”


jd – I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

Tillman – “Sure, he looks lethal, but his greatest weapon is the ability to delete all Internet pornography.”

RockThisTown – “Obamacare better cover oil changes or I’m gonna get mad!”

John425 – Transformer: “Backstage pass? I don’t need no stinkin’ backstage pass!”

Robert W. ArmijoBackstage pass, please?

al-Ameda – “Recycle me now, damn it!”

Franklin – Please don’t kill me. Thanks, Mr. Roboto.

Mark Ryan – “I’ll show you Optimus in his prime, Bitch!”


This is not the droid anyone is looking for.

Must be a submarine robot. The front port is positioned for Seamen.

Number 5 may be alive, but Number 50 is more nifty.

“Jack not name, Jack is job.”

Things got a little dicier after the Supreme Court found the Three Laws of Robotics to be unconstitutional.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Pinky says:

    I like the Laws of Robotics one.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Must be a female submarine robot. The front port is positioned for Seamen semen.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Pinky: Congrats Pinky. Head and shoulders above anything I offered.

  4. Franklin says:

    Agreed, Pinky ran away with this one.

  5. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “This is Casey Kasem here. And I have a dedication. Paul Hooson writes, “Dear Rodney and guys. There were so many great joke and caption entries this week. Congrats all around! And, oh, for those that didn’t like some of my jokes this week, only to vote them down, I have a joke that sums up those feelings….”Hooson, we have a problem”. And now on with the countdown…BTW, I wonder where Bill Clinton is tonight? All I can say to him is to “keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for cigars….”.

  6. Rodney Dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: I like your version better.