OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Luke, I Am Your Voter Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Luke, I Am Your Voter Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Efrem Lukatsky/Associated Press
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Doug Mataconis – “For the millionth time, I am not Dick Cheney!”
Second: Rick Almeida – I find your lack of faith in the democratic process disturbing.
Third: OzarkHillbilly – No, you have to have photo ID issued by the state in order to vote. Imperial ID won’t work.
HONORABLE MENTION
Pinky – “There is to be no vote. The time of the Republic is over.”
James Pearce – Aren’t you a little short for an evil cyborg Jedi?
Stormy Dragon – “He’s more political machine now than man. Twisted and evil.”
Eric Florak- Eric Holder’s replacement arrives at Ferguson
charles austin – A new hope and change.
al-Ameda – “Yes, I do not have a life.”
RockThisTown – “Of course you can see my Obamacare enrollment card.”
Paul Hooson – “He owns a huge death star. Has tons of underpaid and exploited employees, with poor working conditions…..Odds are he’s not a Democrat.”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Vote or vote not, there is no try.
Al Gore attempts to reenter politics posing as Hanging Chad Vader.
All your base are belong to us
I find your lack of face disturbing.
May the Borscht be with you
No soup for you….
Hillary Clinton finds a way to shed her negative image.
I finally got “a new hope and change”. That’s the problem with being my age: to me, Episode 4 was called Star Wars.
Well, I at least got to title the edition, that’s something….
I just had this thought, that I might share:
I’m still better off than that Hurricane Sandy victim that Gov. Chris Christie told to “sit down and shut up”. His house got blown off one day, then a big bag of wind blows him off another day…
I’m also better off than Rep. Gabrielle Giffords. She needed that like she needed a hole in the head. I’m also better off than her poor husband who let her go out and speak, but then she came home retarded…
I’m also better off than some ebola nurse who can’t even go out and buy fresh batteries for her vibrator because she’s under quarantine…
I’m also better off than some poor homeless guy who can’t afford a computer or Internet to enter this caption contest, only to lose anyway, because he’s not that funny…
I’m better off than satirist Art Buckwald. Not a better writer….It’s just that he’s dead…
I’m better off than some poor kid who has a cheap dad, who only lets his son trick or treat the day after Halloween when the costumes are half-priced discounted. When he rings the doorbells in costume the next day, no one gets it and all the good candy is gone…
I’m better off than all the good Jew comics who got gassed in Germany in WWII, leaving the country with a bunch of German comics not nearly as funny…
I’m also better off than Dustin Diamond from SAVED BY THE BELL, before, during and after that show. He’s just not funny…And his sex tape is enough to make any man quit porn…
I’m also better off than Seth Myers. Why he was given a show to interview the worst former SNL members who discuss how awful there were then and now, is beyond me…
I should count my blessings, it would seem…