OTB Caption Contest Winners

The A Fish Called Wanna (Be President) Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The A Fish Called Wanna (Be President) Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(Lucy Nicholson/Reuters)


First: Paul Hooson – The next contestant on WHO WANTS TO BE INDICTED? (brought to you by the people who gave you “Name That Cough” – rodney)

Second: Mu – Yes, I hand knitted it while my lawyers argued with the FBI investigators.

Third: Tony W – Remember… laugh with them


Moosebreath – It takes a village to hand-weave this jacket.

Franklin – Shout out to my new sponsors, JoAnn Fabrics!

john430 – Oh Jeez! Hillary is campaigning on the Gong Show.

RockTHisTown – In preparation for being broke when she leaves the White House, Hillary introduces a new line of sniper-fire proof sweaters. (Duck and Weave – rodney)

edmondo – Yeah, it’s ugly but functional, I can carry Debbie Wasserman Shultz in my back pocket.

al-Ameda – “Dildo Donnie? I’ll have to use that one!”


“My Colorado constituents hand wove this jacket… but it does have a funny smell to it… and I’m hungry for Doritos.”

Who woulda thunk that the United Foundation of Cankled Women had so many chapters.

Looks like a remake of ‘A Fish Called Wanda’ but sounds like ‘The Incredible Mr Limpet.’

“If Trump can wear a rug…. so can I.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Wow Thank you Rodney and friends here! This is quite an honor! Even that Jamie Lee Curtis lookalike in background seems to be applauding my effort this week!

  2. Franklin says:

    Congrats Paul!

    I’ll take it as an extra honor that Rodney’s last entry was similar to one of mine. 😀

  3. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: That is Jamie Lee Curtis… Or so the picture description says.

  4. CSK says:

    B!tch stole my lampshade.

  5. Franklin says:

    BTW, Rodney’s expansion of the UFCW acronym had me literally laughing out loud.