OTB Caption Contest Winners
The A Fish Called Wanna (Be President) Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Paul Hooson – The next contestant on WHO WANTS TO BE INDICTED? (brought to you by the people who gave you “Name That Cough” – rodney)
Second: Mu – Yes, I hand knitted it while my lawyers argued with the FBI investigators.
Third: Tony W – Remember… laugh with them
Moosebreath – It takes a village to hand-weave this jacket.
Franklin – Shout out to my new sponsors, JoAnn Fabrics!
john430 – Oh Jeez! Hillary is campaigning on the Gong Show.
RockTHisTown – In preparation for being broke when she leaves the White House, Hillary introduces a new line of sniper-fire proof sweaters. (Duck and Weave – rodney)
edmondo – Yeah, it’s ugly but functional, I can carry Debbie Wasserman Shultz in my back pocket.
al-Ameda – “Dildo Donnie? I’ll have to use that one!”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“My Colorado constituents hand wove this jacket… but it does have a funny smell to it… and I’m hungry for Doritos.”
Who woulda thunk that the United Foundation of Cankled Women had so many chapters.
Looks like a remake of ‘A Fish Called Wanda’ but sounds like ‘The Incredible Mr Limpet.’
“If Trump can wear a rug…. so can I.”