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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The A Fish Called Wanna (Be President) Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Sunday, June 5, 2016 · 5 comments

The A Fish Called Wanna (Be President) Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.



(Lucy Nicholson/Reuters)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Paul Hooson – The next contestant on WHO WANTS TO BE INDICTED? (brought to you by the people who gave you “Name That Cough” – rodney)

Second: Mu – Yes, I hand knitted it while my lawyers argued with the FBI investigators.

Third: Tony W – Remember… laugh with them

HONORABLE MENTION

Moosebreath – It takes a village to hand-weave this jacket.

Franklin – Shout out to my new sponsors, JoAnn Fabrics!

john430 – Oh Jeez! Hillary is campaigning on the Gong Show.

RockTHisTown – In preparation for being broke when she leaves the White House, Hillary introduces a new line of sniper-fire proof sweaters. (Duck and Weave – rodney)

edmondo – Yeah, it’s ugly but functional, I can carry Debbie Wasserman Shultz in my back pocket.

al-Ameda – “Dildo Donnie? I’ll have to use that one!”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“My Colorado constituents hand wove this jacket… but it does have a funny smell to it… and I’m hungry for Doritos.”

Who woulda thunk that the United Foundation of Cankled Women had so many chapters.

Looks like a remake of ‘A Fish Called Wanda’ but sounds like ‘The Incredible Mr Limpet.’

“If Trump can wear a rug…. so can I.”