OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Natives Are Restless Tonight Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Thursday, October 6, 2011 · 2 comments

The Natives Are Restless Tonight Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Allan Bourdius – ♬ “I don’t wanna work, I just wanna bang on the drum all day.” ♬

Second: Moderate Mom – This is what happens when no one explains the dress code for the Jobs Fair.

Third: NickNot – The drums kept getting louder as the realization set in that Tommy was NOT coming back with their Starbucks…

HONORABLE MENTION

Doug Mataconis – For some reason, most of the attendees at “Occupy Wall Street” have had difficulty finding steady employment

Maggie Mama – Known for always pushing the envelope, Abercrombie & Fitch is shooting their fall ad campaign using OccupyWallStreet protestors.

physics geek – Eat your vegetables. Study hard. Stay in school. They did.

michael reynolds – Is this available on iTunes?

JKB – One time, at band camp…

NickNot – I NEED MORE COW BELL!

bains – Wall Street must be evil, they wont even give me an interview!

charles austin – And not a single Che image in sight. What is the younger generation coming to?

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Refusing to eat their peas, the tribe of urbanorigines instead participated in a protest for whirled peas.

Real Savage Like

“…and I live in a van, down by the river.” (Still applies)

I keep looking for Ernie Kovacs to show….

The Thursday Contest already has a Nobel Prize for Literature