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Tales From The Police Blotter

· Monday, April 29, 2013 · 5 comments

From the Wisconsin Rapids Police Blotter:

At 11:06 a.m. Wednesday, caller reported a neighbor’s kittens were having sex in her yard.

In retrospect, it was probably a mistake to have Barry White playing while the windows were open.

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Comments

  1. mantis says:
    Monday, 29 April 2013 at 10:25

    I blame Hollywood.

  2. Gustopher says:
    Monday, 29 April 2013 at 11:10

    If only the kittens had been taught about abstinence.

  3. Franklin says:
    Monday, 29 April 2013 at 11:46

    Maybe, you’re gonna be the one that saves me.
    And after all, you’re my caterwaul.

  4. John Burgess says:
    Monday, 29 April 2013 at 12:43

    Why wasn’t the complainant out there handing out state-provided condoms? Or at least Plan-B? It can’t have been because they were too young.

  5. cat dog says:
    Monday, 29 April 2013 at 14:02

    Meow! I wonder if they did it doggie style?

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