Tales From The Police Blotter
From the Wisconsin Rapids Police Blotter:
At 11:06 a.m. Wednesday, caller reported a neighbor’s kittens were having sex in her yard.
In retrospect, it was probably a mistake to have Barry White playing while the windows were open.
Found via Facebook
I blame Hollywood.
If only the kittens had been taught about abstinence.
Maybe, you’re gonna be the one that saves me.
And after all, you’re my caterwaul.
Why wasn’t the complainant out there handing out state-provided condoms? Or at least Plan-B? It can’t have been because they were too young.
Meow! I wonder if they did it doggie style?