There’s A Brand New Lake In California This Morning

Complete with carp as fat as birch trees.

Though, I must admit to some confusion. Why would those sinister Americans go to all the trouble of invading Iraq to steal their oil, if they could have just sucked it away from underneath with no one but a few villagers the wiser?

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