Worst Blog-Theme Christmas Present Winners

Here is the long dreaded list of winners from the Worst Blog-theme Christmas Present Contest

On the Twelfth day of Christmas the Blogosphere gave to me….

Twelve – copies of Slimming Down for the Holidays With Steve (submitted by spd rdr)

ElevenINDC Journal̢۪s Plush MoonBats (submitted by Eric)

XVols I to IX of the damnum absque injuria Latin blog-primers (submitted by Loon)

Nine – highly sought after tech manuals Blogging on Acid, (Protein Wisdom Edition.)(submitted by Kate)

EightPussy flavored chew toys from the Anti-idiotarian rottweiler catablog (submitted by McTrip)

Seven – rolls of Michelle Malkin branded border razor wire (submitted by Duffer)

SixBabs Streisand̢۪s Season of the B*tch Blue Stater̢۪s Book of Historical Misquotes (submitted by Cassandra)

FiveBoxes full of Crap (submitted by Eric)

Four – Unsuccessful Requests for an InstaLink, Volumes 1 to 14,000 (submitted by McGehee)

ThreeTequila Mockingbird SHIFT KEY removers (submitted by Leopold Stotch)

Two – vats of Wonkette’s Lubricating Jelly (submitted by Jon Henke)

and (#1)Tig’s Magical Captionin’ contest losin’ potion (submitted by Tig)

I wish I could’ve worked more entries into the song, (like the Inflatable Rodney Dill – contributed by T. Lung) but there just wasn’t the room 😉
Eric was by far the most prolific with good entries and I left out his Scrappleface Brand Scrapple and Mother May I Sleep with Treacher Bed Pillows as he already had two other entries in the song.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Kathy K says:

    Oh… But I want a “Mother May I Sleep with Treacher” bed pillow? Where do I get one?

    Good list. Still giggling…

  2. Tig says:

    Well, hell, back to the damn drawin’ board — the potion failed to do the trick this time.

  3. McGehee says:

    Update: It’s now “…Volumes 1 to 17,500”

    And those are just the ones I’ve submitted.

  4. Rodney Dill says:

    I’m glad you enjoyed it. It did not turn out entirely as expected or hoped for. It didn’t seem to catch on as good as even the caption contests. Left a lot of blog present territory still unexplored. There were a lot of good ones, but outside of Tig’s the “This box is full of Crap” just cracked me up, and it fit the “Five golden rings” place so well. May be I’ll try a Blog Christmas drink contest and see how that works.