Worst Blog-Theme Christmas Present Winners
Here is the long dreaded list of winners from the Worst Blog-theme Christmas Present Contest
On the Twelfth day of Christmas the Blogosphere gave to me….
Twelve – copies of Slimming Down for the Holidays With Steve (submitted by spd rdr)
Eleven РINDC Journal̢۪s Plush MoonBats (submitted by Eric)
X – Vols I to IX of the damnum absque injuria Latin blog-primers (submitted by Loon)
Nine – highly sought after tech manuals Blogging on Acid, (Protein Wisdom Edition.)(submitted by Kate)
Eight – Pussy flavored chew toys from the Anti-idiotarian rottweiler catablog (submitted by McTrip)
Seven – rolls of Michelle Malkin branded border razor wire (submitted by Duffer)
Six РBabs Streisand̢۪s Season of the B*tch Blue Stater̢۪s Book of Historical Misquotes (submitted by Cassandra)
Five – Boxes full of Crap (submitted by Eric)
Four – Unsuccessful Requests for an InstaLink, Volumes 1 to 14,000 (submitted by McGehee)
Three – Tequila Mockingbird SHIFT KEY removers (submitted by Leopold Stotch)
Two – vats of Wonkette’s Lubricating Jelly (submitted by Jon Henke)
and (#1)Tig’s Magical Captionin’ contest losin’ potion (submitted by Tig)
I wish I could’ve worked more entries into the song, (like the Inflatable Rodney Dill – contributed by T. Lung) but there just wasn’t the room 😉
Eric was by far the most prolific with good entries and I left out his Scrappleface Brand Scrapple and Mother May I Sleep with Treacher Bed Pillows as he already had two other entries in the song.
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Oh… But I want a “Mother May I Sleep with Treacher” bed pillow? Where do I get one?
Good list. Still giggling…
Well, hell, back to the damn drawin’ board — the potion failed to do the trick this time.
Update: It’s now “…Volumes 1 to 17,500”
And those are just the ones I’ve submitted.
I’m glad you enjoyed it. It did not turn out entirely as expected or hoped for. It didn’t seem to catch on as good as even the caption contests. Left a lot of blog present territory still unexplored. There were a lot of good ones, but outside of Tig’s the “This box is full of Crap” just cracked me up, and it fit the “Five golden rings” place so well. May be I’ll try a Blog Christmas drink contest and see how that works.