Caption Contest
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Thursday, July 9, 2009
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With the estimable Rodney Dill on his “usual summer hiatus,” James asked me to fill in if I could. As it happens I’m on vacation, too, but we wouldn’t want to go half the month with no contest. So, without further ado, here’s your supplemental OTB Caption Contestâ„¢:
/Jason Reed (ITALY POLITICS IMAGES OF THE DAY)
UPDATE (James): Via Ace, here’s a related photo:
Winners will be announced Monday PM(ish).
About Dodd
Sarkozy: he is so busted, it will be the doghouse for him. With his wife I’m glad it’s not me.
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“Stimulating!”
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Obama: “DAYOM gir-friend, boootay de’ stimulea!”
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Obama: “mmm mmmmm MMMMMM….testosterone cap n’ trade my a$$”
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Sarkozy: “B…yer busted”
Obama: “…yeah, but at least that’s a 1/2 Lewinsky ass…no B-29 landin’ on that!”
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Obama thought: “…that ass and those shoes would go good with Michelle’s $6,000 purse…”
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Barack: {Boooooo-Tay!}
Sarkosy: {Aha, another Bill Clinton.}
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Barack: {Whose your daddy?}
Sarkosy: {At least this “wacko” likes little girls.}
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So that’s the thrill Matthews was talking about.
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Obama thought bubble….I got a tingle running down my leg.
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Oh, sorry Brian……..
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Obama”parlay vue…booty up?”
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Barack: “When the President does it, that means it isn’t illegal.”
(Richard Nixon to Robert Frost)
Sarkosy: {?!?!?!?}
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Sarkosy:Damn, dudes like staring her ass off….
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Bill Clinton is America’s first Black president.
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Presidential “prudence” continues after a reckless eight years.
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Obama: “goooood night…how did Palin’s bumber get here…dayng”
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Let’s see I am supposed to be a foreign affairs expert, lets try a little international relations work in Air Force One.
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Hmmm, they told me he was an ankle man!
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Sarkozy: “…early onset osteoporosis is not what you think, you take the back 9 and i’ll play the front!.”
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“Like many Americans, I too enjoy the bounty of an ample posterior. About that this administration will not prevaricate…”
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Obama’s reflexive “Bush-bashing” has begun to show signs of spreading to non-political areas.
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As Rahm likes to say, never let a nice ass go to waste.
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Excuse me miss, let’s get something straight between us.
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<a href=”http://What a tease! It cost us a trillion dollars to stimulate the President’s package.”
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What a tease! It cost us a trillion dollars to stimulate the President’s package.
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“It’s good to be the king.”
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First photo:
Sarkozy: Hmm, Obama is distracted by shiny objects.
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Berlusconi: These guys are such losers. Horn dogging old women.
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Excuse me, I think I dropped my briefs. Heh, heh, heh
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I both cases I don’t blame him at all for looking.
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“Note to self — gotta tell NSA to add her to the satellite surveillance program.”
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At once, the world tilted sideways as a few million popel lunged for their copy of barry’s “What’s on my MP3″ list, searching for Sir Mix A Lot’s “Baby’s got Back”
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Obama: Oh my God, Nicky, her butt is soooo big.
Sarkozy (breaking into a rap): I like big butts and I cannot lie…
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Presidential privilege … oooh yeah.
I’m tellin you Sarkozy, that’s what we call a tighty whitey.
The 40 minute ‘rest’ back at the hotel that delayed the press conference is explained.
I have always been concerned with the unique situations of women.
The United States has found that under Obama, we share a special interest with France.
Obama agreed to share advanced US military technology in return for the European secrets of ‘no panty line’.
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Apparently President Obama is an ass man.
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Sarkozy: You and I, we no so different, oui?
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What are we gonna do tonight brain…Brain…BRAIN!
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well, Pinky… I guess it won’t be the same thing we do every night which is try and take over the world!
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That should put some stimulus in your package.
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President Obama contemplates the audacity of a grope.
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Hope and change into something more comfortable.
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Yes, the economy has definitely bottomed out.
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Veni, vidi, man did I vidi.
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Alex Delarge: “Vidi well little brother, vidi well.”
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[...] Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Outside The Beltway Right Pundits [...]
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This is a non-story…msnbc has video that shows that the two pictures that make it look like Obama is oggling the ladies admittedly fine rear-ends are still images that are taken out of context. In fact, it reminds me of that unfortunate still image of McCain during the debates:
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[...] someone on the BitsBlog team, here. But check the shots Dodd (and now Joyner) are running for the current OTB caption contest. By the way, James… Dill on vaca, is [...]
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[...] Outside The Beltway [...]
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Obama : “I could’ve done with this ass instead of the one I picked to be vice-president.”
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President Obama tried out his best dance move but she ignored him anyway.
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Who’s your President?
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Schwing!
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President Obama takes to heart Nino Brown’s advice to Gee Money.
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Obama: Ass or Assman… voters want to know!
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(Second Photo)
Obama: “Now that’s an Eiffel”
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Voulez vous, that voodoo that you do so well?
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The truth has a well-known liberal bias…
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Obama thought bubble:five days…..on a website so I..um..everyone can look it over……
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Obama thought bubble: “Jebus…in the last 12 seconds, i’ve spent more time thinking about strange than the entire congress has spent reading the last three crap sandwiches they passed”
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Mmmhmm….I’d like to put my porkulus in her stimulus!
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“ARRRRR… There be some booty”
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“This one is mine, French Fry.”
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No, sir. This is a caption contest, not a ‘story.’ The ‘truth value’ of the images used for such is almost always less than irrelevant. Your knee-jerk attempt to debunk in the absence of assertions of fact forces me to suggest the following:
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[...] Churrascaria Edition OTB Caption Contest™ is now [...]
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“Had them both, Obie.”
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“God bless America.”
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