Caption Contest
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Thursday, October 29, 2009
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Jason Reed (UNITED STATES POLITICS EDUCATION)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
REUTERS/Jason Reed (UNITED STATES POLITICS EDUCATION)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Michelle went to the first
game of the World’s Series
and all I got was
this lousy T-Shirt.
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Geek in aloha shirt. Check. T-shirt cleverly mixing math and religion. Check. Unattractive brilliant lady laughing at the look on my face. Check. Okay, I’ve given the nerds enough, I’m outta here.
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Some Republican Congressman just went to the movie and brought Obama a T-shirt:
‘This Is It’
The Final Tour
Just a moment in history
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“It Says:
Uh… you said Schwarzenegger sent you this?”
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Obama stands dumfounded without TOTUS to help him read the T shirt.
“This “T” shirt, designed by Michelle, only cost a half trillion dollars to produce, and I’m proud to say forteen stimulous jobs were created.”
This is my original birth certificate -signed by the offical clerk.. a walt Disney somebody.
Obama shows irritation and indifference when realized that his new private army uniforms lack his rainbow emblem.
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This in English says, ” God is love”
Here in Arabic it says, “Kill the infidels”
And the last in Ebonics says, “Gona gitya sukr”
That should cover it.
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Stupid liberal holds an ugly shirt.
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Shirt says: I’m Stupid.You with me?
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Amerikka sucks!
Freedom sucks!
Government Rules!
Damn Fox News!
Long live the Big-Eared Messiah!
I’ll take 300 Million and stimulate the economy.
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Obama must REALLY love that T-shirt because my dad made the same face every year when he got his new tie for Father’s Day.
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“I put this nation into trillions of debt and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!”
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Thought bubble: “Well, at least it ain’t a bunny suit!”
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Stop. Touching. My. Nipples!
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I can haz T-shirt?
I don’t understand. Where is the “and then a miracle occurs” part?
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It sez, “Hey baldy. Tone it down. Wear me.”
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“So he parted the waters. What’s the big deal? I got me a Nobel.”
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“Well I’ll be darned, this shirt’s got the health care budget formula written on it.”
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See Obie. See Obie run.
See Obamedia give Obie the Presidency.
See America.
See America wake up and smell the mooselimb coffee.
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I mean, you got the first mainstream Mombasan who is articulate, and bright, and has a clean shirt and a nice-looking guy. And his middle name is Flipper, no wait …. I think it’s Weasel. On second thought, maybe it’s Weenie? Shoot I don’t know … wtf was I talking about again?
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No thanks …. I don’t need to wait in line. I already have some trains!
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Professor Slocum reads aloud from the shirt he gave to the President: Wish You Were Here.
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Obama snags some swag at the 2009 International Convention of Schizophrenics: I’m with dummy.
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If found, please return wearer to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
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Open casting gets underway for Rainman 2 …
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Feh! Moses had it easy, all he had to do was part the Red Sea, I’ve got to take apart a sea of red!
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Moses said: ignore conservatives….they are not the enlightened and are destine to wander the desert forever anyway….
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Will chuckle for arugula
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Macarena Champ
Mombasa High
Class of ’79
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Obama thinking – “I’ll give them my geek guise.”
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Oh great, now he is insulting the Jews.
…and next Mr. President, we have this pointed hat for you to wear.
Is it just me, or did we just elect Urkel with contacts.
In the spirit of higher education, Obama got stoned and was presented with a T-shirt.
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Always in campaign mode, Obama shows off Democrat Blue T-shirt, which reads “Can’t put lipstick on a pig” in four different languages.
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Bend over America! I’ve got your ‘Health Plan’ right here and I’ll be behind you all the way.
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Objects in shirt are stupider than they appear.
Warning: Secure ear flaps in high winds
Eye yam duh President.
Made in
Hawaii,Indonesia, Kenya.Will s*ck d*ck for crack.
Exp: 11-6-12
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