Caption Contest Winners

The Green Eggs and Hamas Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

[Reuters]

The Winners:

First: Bithead – Need an apartment for your stay in Gaza? Call Low-Rents-of-Arabia

Second: Dave schuler – You had questions about your employee benefit program?

Third: charles austin – Ok, I understand Paula, but why are Randy and Simon wearing balaclavas?

Honorable Mention:

elliot – Mohammed, put your mask on, it’s not casual friday.

Donald Sensing – So you want to date my daughter?

FormerHostage – All your office furniture is belong to us.

Gollum – Huh. And you thought Alexander Haig was scary?

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Robert De Niro could suddenly see another SNL appearance coming.

“Our other clothes are pink cowboy gear.”

Think they’re mad now? wait till Ann Coulter gets done with ‘em.

“We’re from STEP, the ‘Society To Eliminate Puns,’ Mr. Florack.”

The Thursday Contest is already island hopping.

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