Caption Contest Winners
The Green Eggs and Hamas Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
[Reuters]
The Winners:
First: Bithead – Need an apartment for your stay in Gaza? Call Low-Rents-of-Arabia
Second: Dave schuler – You had questions about your employee benefit program?
Third: charles austin – Ok, I understand Paula, but why are Randy and Simon wearing balaclavas?
Honorable Mention:
elliot – Mohammed, put your mask on, it’s not casual friday.
Donald Sensing – So you want to date my daughter?
FormerHostage – All your office furniture is belong to us.
Gollum – Huh. And you thought Alexander Haig was scary?
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Robert De Niro could suddenly see another SNL appearance coming.
“Our other clothes are pink cowboy gear.”
Think they’re mad now? wait till Ann Coulter gets done with ’em.
“We’re from STEP, the ‘Society To Eliminate Puns,’ Mr. Florack.”
The 
Thursday Contest is already island hopping.
And did I say credit is never a problem with us?