Caption Contest Winners
The Batteries Not Included – Redux Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Oded Balilty)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Elmo – Gas prices dropped precipitously with the market introduction of the Diet Coke and Mentos powered Bubble Car.
Second: William d’Inger – Obama thinks, “In simpler times, we could have sent her away in a pumpkin.”
Third: charles austin – So that’s what energy independence looks like.
HONORABLE MENTION
John425 – President Obama views his government’s newest version of the Humvee/Stryker.
Maggie Mama – No, not a Pivo. I said for Father’s Day get me Tivo.
yetanotherjohn – Sticker price does not include delivery to Mars.
elliot – As he thought, wow this is great technology. I really could have fun pushing the peddle to the metal in this thing. Then he noticed it really had peddles.
Kenny – His boy Elroy was all grown up …
RALPH – CUTEST URINAL I’VE EVER USED.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
That gotta Hemi-sphere
Sisyphus was much happier with this design.
The Kobe-I’m-Open-Mobile
The Ovum 2000 was removed from the market after many fatal head-on collisions with the Spermicycle.
The 
Thurday Contest thinks Hillary is the opiate of them asses.
About Rodney Dill
Thanks for the HM – Elliot
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Woo hoo.
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Yeah … what he said :-)
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I can never figure out how the answers get ranked. While I appreciate second place, my favorite entry by far is charles austin’s which came in third. I think second should go to RALPH for his cutiest urinal crack and third to yetanotherjohn for his delivery to Mars.
But then, it ain’t my contest.
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I’m the judge, jury, and executioner as far as the judging goes, so its whatever floats my boat.
I never mind seeing captioners recognize the captions of others. I think most people appreciate the recognition for their efforts.
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