Wednesday, December 7, 2011
I wonder who Mitt Romney might be thinking of in this new ad that started running today in Iowa:
H/T: David Weigel
Duh…I don’t know. Ronald Reagan maybe? Herman Cain…no…wait. I got it! I got it!
Mr. Morality hisself…Newt the Scoot! (He scoots from one wife to the next…)
He’s looking for something to say which he hasn’t flip-flopped on.
Things that make you go “Hmmmmmm….”
I can’t believe he included the “I’ve been married for 25…I mean 42 years” gaffe in the ad.
@Kylopod: Not being able to remember how long he’s been married might be the most human thing about Willard “Mitt” Romney.
@Moosebreath: He’s looking for something to say which he hasn’t flip-flopped on.
Well, they do have 5 (I think) kids…
(runs away quickly)
Hey….whatta ya know….me too…..but I’d like to take it a step further and say that gay marriage and/or the prospect of such, has had no effect on my straight marriage….nor my breeding status…..just sayin’…
Newt’s inability to stay monogamous is just a sign he’s an alpha male, a real leader.
Maybe he wanted to make sure that the anti-mormon evangelicals don’t think he has mulitple wives?
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