OTB Caption Contest
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Thursday, March 24, 2011
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
No drugs here. You’re free to go.
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This morning’s commute into Washington DC would be different. No one would drive 35 in the left lane in front of them ever again.
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Mid-East sex toy sale.
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Relax, we’re better off in the Camry; APCs, tanks, HumVees, they tend to attract the eye.
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According to what I’m hearing, Obama’s only giving us one week to get this done.
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Obama calls this support? Give me Bush and a good dose of “Shock and Awe”!
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The wife just called; dinner’s ready.
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I bow in awe of Nathan Wurtzel’s contribution.
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“We eat, therefore we hunt.”
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‘Uneasy Rider’
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You’re right, skeet shooting is so much fun!
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The new fireworks ban in New York provided a sudden influx of sales over the border in Pennsylvania.
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No, no! You like! Perfect for reindeer! No have to work bolt action, see?
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“These are not the RPGs we are looking for. Move along.”
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Despite 1st amendment concerns, the government finally had to step in and halt production on Jackass 7.
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I dunno.. I think everyone else at the TeaParty is gonna have bigger stuff. Just sayin…
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Free RPG’s, for a limited time, with your purchase of the 2011 Camry PBUH
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Sadly, the Syrian Olympic javelin team was disqualified following a terrible mix-up by the equipment manager.
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We’re never going to win this kinetic military action with Tiki Torches.
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Do not worry, Sayid. They are much easier to operate than the Wii motion controller.
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Dammit, Yusef! You ordered the Packers RPG’s. You KNOW Abdul is a Bears fan.
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Hamas driver: “Nah. just some stuff I picked up for the annual Israeli kill”
Soldier: “I see you’re headed for the Scott Walker protest, eh?”
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After a cop pulls someone over, a common question to test their response: “Any knives, guns, RPGs, or Stinger missiles I should know about?”
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My rocket is bigger than yours dude.
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No. No. Don’t be silly, they’re just for “kinetic military action.”
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This is what democracy looks like….this is what democracy looks like …alalalalalalalalalalala!!!!!!
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1) “Hey, Ahmad. Tell me the truth. Does this RPG make me look fat?”
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Joe, look at this! Tiger’s got Nike’s new driver and fairway woods, the “Launcher.”
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2) “Hey, Ahmad. Is that a RPG you’re holding, or are you just happy to see me?”
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Tell me again. Are these the ones we use in support of U.S. troops or against U.S. troops?
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Upon arriving at the airport, Ahmed considers whether he should’ve checked the trunk of the car before leaving home.
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“Did one of you guys bring Diet Coke? I forgot to pack it.”
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It’s nothing – just Jewish Suppositories
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No, no, no. This is merely potential military action. It only becomes kinetic military action when it goes boom!
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Who worries abou MPG when you’ve got RPG?
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Tailgating – Arab style.
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Unsafe at any speed.
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When all you have are RPGs every problem looks like an APC.
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We’re not playing pickup sticks, Muhammad.
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Scene: Friday night, just outside Dee-troit, as revelers plan a night out on the town.
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Driving Miss Daisy-cutter
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3) “Okay boys. Looks like it’s time for operation: Rocket the Casbah.”
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Its still safer to drive than a Pinto
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We’ll get the money from Lebowski this time.
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Oh my, there’s some serious junk in that trunk.
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4) “Remember fellas: This time try not to look like terrorists, okay?”
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5) “Are you sure these Elephant suppositories that Obama sent us are effective against Gaddafi’s forces?”
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“Oh yea, well this baby get 4-5 RPG’s/gallon, how about your vehicle?”
Jim King
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“…And you say you got all this at Toys-R-Us?”
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Famous last words: Hold my chai and watch this.
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Let me guess, the beginning of another Michael Bay film.
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Smokin Aces III: Jihad!
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