Thursday, December 6, 2012
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced after Monday PM
Karl Rove’s first sight waking up after a post-election debriefing session with Sheldon Adelson.
RIP, Romney campaign.
The GOP working some voo-doo, trying to bring their zombie politics back to life.
2016 election, Tea Partier 1 to Tea Partier 2:
“This is gonna work, I swear.”
Aids to Arizona Governor Jan Brewer (R) show reporters new evidence of executions by Mexican drug cartels.
Tea Partier #3: “It better work or I’ll primary yer a$$.”
The churrascaria is that way.
“We warned you that those Mooslims were going to come in across the southern border!”
“Longhorns fans prepare for the annual ritual that they say will finally convince God to bring them to the BCS Championship Game.”
Archeologists unearth evidence of 5000-year-old taser. This is actually true. I wouldn’t steer you wrong.
But they said prosperity followed deficit spending!
Chik-fil-A’s eat more chickin’ ad campaign after enlisting Karl Rove as “lead consultant”
Look at this, Bob! Look at this and tell me Land Sharks don’t exist!
Brandishing the skull of the Shining Heifer, Pepe believed he could summon the rains. Sadly, modern meteorology frowns upon cranium-based weather manipulation.
Unfortunately for Ted, when he signed up for the Uranus Probe Project, he’d thought it had something to do with space exploration…. er…. outer space exploration.
Rick Perry’s swearing in ceremony.
By a ratio of 500,000 to one, pregnant women opted for Caesarian sections after the Texas Obstetrical Association introduced its new Longhorn-themed delivery forceps.
OTB Caption Contest