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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Happiness Is A Warm Finger Gun Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Friday, September 20, 2013 · 3 comments

The Happiness Is A Warm Finger Gun Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: gVOR08 – But John, I really need that authorization to use force in Syria. You’d do it for Randolph Scott.

Second: OzarkHillbilly – Biden: “Hmmmmmm, he never drinks a second cup of my coffee.”

Third: Robert W. Armijos – After the WikiLeaks scandal and the Snowden incident, President Obama takes no chances and activates the Cone of Surveillance Cone of Silence.

HONORABLE MENTION

Pinky – “Joe, yes, I’m trying to make a call. It’s important…yes, Joe, I’ve noticed that the room isn’t a circle. Vladimir, can you hold on a second? No, Joe, I don’t know why they made it an oval….I’m sorry, Vladimir, are you still there?”

He who must not be named – Look at this crease, how can you not be impressed by it?

Scott O – Obama: “Hey, think this will piss off the Tea Partiers?” Biden: “Stop, you’re killing me.”

Allan Bourdius – Biden (to himself): “Should I tell Barack he just split the crotch seam of his trousers? Naaaah.”

Jenos Idanian #13 – In order to make himself seem tougher, President Obama adapts the Captain Morgan pose. Joe Biden is forced to bite his own hand to keep from laughing.

Jc – Biden to Prez: “two words, Odor Eaters…get some”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Ready Fire Aim

Biden: (thinking) “Crap, This is gonna be a long one… His six shooter analogy’s got 57 bullets in it.”

Obama: “Hillary… is your refrigerator running?”
Biden: “Gets her every time.”

The Thursday Contest has already swabbed the deck.